tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737639979248917027.post6243019389156913249..comments2024-03-27T08:52:39.886-07:00Comments on SNIPPITS AND SNAPPITS: SATURDAY MORNING ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 5, 2018Noor al Haqiqahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08324677503909144567noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737639979248917027.post-88738027003994822122018-05-07T03:13:32.175-07:002018-05-07T03:13:32.175-07:00God Help Us All
Angela Merkel
Went round in a cir...God Help Us All<br /><br />Angela Merkel<br />Went round in a circle<br />She didn't know what to do.<br />The stupid old bint<br />Would not take the hint <br />To immediately resign from the zoo.<br /><br />Donald P. Trump<br />Gave the table a thump<br />As befits a man of action.<br />But the promises he made<br />Have all been delayed<br />So he bombed Syria as a distraction.<br /><br />Teresa May<br />Had another bad day<br />In keeping with her history.<br />How someone this dense<br />And with so little sense<br />Made PM is quite a mystery.<br /><br />Emmanuel Macron<br />Walked round with a sack on<br />Thinking weird thoughts about mum.<br />But Rothschild's pet banker<br />Is such a wet wanker <br />He panicked and sucked his thumb.<br /><br />Dreamboat Trudeau<br />Likes to put on a show<br />In lieu of a cogent agenda.<br />His policy stance <br />Is to do a daft dance<br />And query his wife's true gender.<br /><br />The EU president<br />Is a Vichy resident<br />But nobody knows his name.<br />He has an expense account<br />For a phenomenal amount<br />That he squanders without any shame.<br /><br />The vile NATO boss<br />Could not give a toss<br />About the upcoming orgy of killing.<br />For each bomb that is dropped<br />Each young life that is stopped<br />There's a chance to pocket a shilling.<br /><br />As we hurtle to war,<br />Though none knows what for,<br />It's clear our leaders all sucked.<br />If they are the best<br />Of us in the West<br />Then we are totally fucked.Willie Wobblesticknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737639979248917027.post-7869711190631369852018-05-05T19:24:47.616-07:002018-05-05T19:24:47.616-07:00I forget the name, but a couple years ago some con...I forget the name, but a couple years ago some conservative minded people decided to create a new scout organization for boys that is firmly grounded in Christian or traditional principles. It's for boys only and it is Christian with no pedophilic/homosexual values tolerated. Wish I could remember the name.<br />The San Francisco Chronicle had a little girl "scout" on the front page of today's May 5th paper.HannahBananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10299966671560718423noreply@blogger.com