Saturday 8 June 2019

YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 8, 2019

The so-called stars and the compliant industry (CBS, NBC, Viacom, Sony, AMC, Disney) who are forcing these insane laws upon the public have absolutely no consideration for the thousands of people who live in these states and support their families working in the industry. Moving the show from Georgia would uproot the entire series in a big way, but that’s how much these media corps are trying to use their muscle to create political change surrounding this law specifically. 

Darn, don't you miss non-politicized television? When Johnny Carson was just simply witty and cracked jokes that made you laugh to the point of forgetting the problems of the world? Now, Night shows are just hate fests and PC propaganda. Every crime show has a heavy political motive now. It isn't just about robbing banks any more. Or killing zombies.

It's that time of year again. 
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My robocalls come in a Chinese language. Thankfully, the number of calls has dropped off over the past week; I was considering changing the phone number I have had for 30 years to stop them.














Liberal heads explode when faced with such simple logic!






















Well done, young man! Now put that cash towards your further education and move on.












Pilots are now openly discussing their experiences; and many experiences are being captured as they happen, their conversations as the event takes place.
















This is happening all over again in California. The government has even been sued: The Return of Medieval Diseases Feared in California. They are also being found in Washington State, Oregon, all along the infected West Coast. 
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Every cartoonist felt obliged to create a piece celebrating D-Day. Most focused on the same old, same old. I hope I have managed to gather up some of the better ones. And yes, I do believe we should celebrate these men. They are an important part of our history. Even if that war was sold on a total bill of goods, even if the world was lied to and those men were innocently trying to save their country from "the Hun", their bravery is worth noting. I also remember reading somewhere that Canadians were the primary cannon fodder that led the charges. Casualties in a war between brothers. All great examples of "toxic masculinity", these men who were celebrated earlier this week.










That predator smile. Not a wolf to approach.




My Mom served overseas as one of those famous Canadian navy nurses. She was quite young; would have been 100 this year had she lived. So this old fellow would have to be very very ancient!














Spores




Vietnam. Where is this boy today?




The Canadian dream for so many boys is changing rapidly, for the moment, as Raptor basketball fever has taken over the East.


Twit would go with Huawei just to spite Trump.
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In 1985 I met a woman who became one of my best friends. She had lived up on one of those remote reserves teaching. Her children were ill; she was an Irish Italian who took very good care of her children. No one could figure out what was wrong with them; why did they ail constantly? Then the doctor found things in their guts that had him ask if the family had lived in a Third World country. After that things were cleared up, but, just saying, it is very true. For all his fawning and fake tears, Trudeau has no intention of doing much to help Canada's native people.








Manatees in love. She blushes; he stares harder.






Only since Trudeau came into power have relations between the provinces deteriorated so swiftly. The situation for BC with the rest of the country is not good. There is no leadership to deal with quarrels and various problems. The manufactured carbon crisis is just the beginning.


The current leadership cannot even manage a garbage crisis (albeit the situation was created under the previous administration).












Another infamous event in modern history. Once again, cartoonists were stuck on the one image for their commentary so you won't see them here.










































Imposed Marxism then and now:




















The Earth is such a beautiful place.


















This photo amazes me. That strawberry is bigger than the snail's shell!












The wing of a moth. Absolutely beautiful, the colours. Inspiring so many creative ideas.


Hammer Wielding 101? 
Bleaching for Beginners?




Stilton says: Because Hollywood wasn't already sickening enough, Hillary Clinton and daughter Chelsea have just announced their intention to create a new production company which will "plan to focus on stories by and about women." Including, we presume, those many unfortunate women born with tallywhackers.

The duo are following in the footsteps of other political figures who have recently struck big development deals, including Barack and Michelle Obama, Valerie Jarrett, and Susan Rice ~ all of whom will bring a rich diversity of socio-political voices to an industry which was starving for politically correct Progressive content.

The company being formed by Hillary and Chelsea (who are already involved in aggressive fundraising) is intended to capture the nation's hearts and minds from the very start...


Impressively, Bleachbitch Productions already has a full slate of films in the works (none of which will be shot in Georgia owing to an expected shortage of dead babies) which will appeal to fans of every film genre. To date, the projects announced include:

THE STOLEN THRONE (Historical Drama) - On the eve of the coronation of a new Queen, an evil court jester seizes power with help from scheming cossacks and deplorable peasants.

OH, WHAT A TANGLED WEBB (Comedy) - A young socialite is stunned to realize that she's the spitting image of her mother's ham-faced goofball former law partner.

GLOW (Action Thriller) - Cancer-stricken Russian orphans will die without radiation treatments. With time running out, one woman risks everything to get them a life-saving supply of U.S. uranium.

HONEY, I ERASED YOUR WEDDING (Comedy) - The wedding of the century is put at risk when the bride's mother accidentally erases a computer hard drive containing all the plans.

DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS (Horror) - A family's personal and professional lives become a living Hell when they're haunted by a vengeful spirit in a stained dress.

IT'S A LIVING! (Romantic Comedy) - She's young, in love, and a con-artist who skims donations from third world dysentery victims. Now she'll take any job to keep her boyfriend from finding out!

ARKANCIDE (Suspense) - One by one, a powerful woman's enemies are dying in strange ways. To clear her name, she must find the real killer with the help of a dangerously violent former football player.

They all sound great and they're all coming soon to a theater, or federal prison, near you!








































Sir Elton John, being an ungrateful idiotic tool and full time jerk.








Dinner at Liz's place.






























































No, this is not a (((ewish))) cat! The bee got him!


















Huh?




















Very confused transgender people.












Early genderless something or another! EMO period. I wonder what it is up to these days. Hopefully it grew out of this confusion, just a tad before the gender dysphoria madness struck full force. Otherwise it might be one of the "Black Bloc" aka Antifa types. Or, it might be a corporate lawyer, a border patrol man, or a surfer boy. Who knows?


This is a real photo. The bear decided to not enter the cabin.




















Magnificent portrait fully captures the essence of a senior dog. 








Not sure why but I am quite fond of this little thing.














Brad has just come out swinging, denying this as a claim he does not want, it was thrust upon him. He has told straight folks to stop using him as an example of masculinity.














Now these are the makings of a really fun evening. The photo tells the tale. I guess the fish were not biting that day.








Orwell, Huxley, Verne, et al were never just about fiction.












They are pink slipping editorial cartoonists once again. Several years ago thousands were released from the newspapers and the business changed. Once again, they are being purged.














I don't post racial slurs and had to remove a (((rude word))) and replace it with "ass". I am sure you can figure it out. But we see this post every time we want to see something on YouTube it seems.






































How misleading is this meme? Let us count the ways. Let us also remember that the Bankers and the Communists are two sides of the same coin.
















"Oh, Joe!"
















Donald removed his baseball cap revealing a different hair style. Personally, I like it; it also shows just how much his sons resemble him.














She has to be a Democrat!






3 comments:

  1. I like No. 57, the one showing a couple of fungi releasing their spores. Puts me in mind of my long-vanish'd youth, somehow.

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  2. think your manatees might be hippos

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  3. Great post Noor, thanks for all your efforts.

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