THE JUICEMEDIA RAP NEWS: THE GUN DEBATE

February 7, 2013
 

Are guns there to stop tyranny? Is tyranny already here? Are there other ways of stopping it than stocking up on munitions?

Welcome to Rap News 18, where we take a few minutes to explore one of the great debates taking place in the Divided States of America. It seems that no matter how high the body count on the latest attempt at topping the civilian shoot'em-up high-score table, this perennial debate shows no sign of abating, having morphed into a vigorous exegesis of the 2nd Command...err.... Amendment, as Americans seek to make sense of the original intentions of the great con-Founding Fathers' persuasive arguments have been levied from both sides; and yet both have failed to convince the other. Is this the quintessential impasse?

Join Robert Foster as he sets out to squeeze the juice from this most explosive of current debates ~ featuring those two special regular guests: that son of a gun Terence Moonseed, and the big gun General Baxter.

Written & created by Giordano Nanni & Hugo Farrant in a suburban backyard home-studio in Melbourne, Australia ~ on Wurundjeri Land.

(Ice T) The United States is based on guns.

Like KRS says, 'you'll never have justice on stolen land.'

Robert:

Rap News is back, welcome to the show today. I'm proud to say we've just had a studio upgrade. By demand this episode is devoted to the heightened debate which has bitterly divided the United States in the wake of a slew of horrific mass-shootings, from the Aurora Theatre to Sandy Hook school and while some want government to stop the bloodshed, others want arms to prevent government coming for them

Is there an answer to this impasse?

We consult expert guests from opposing factions. On your left ~ Terrence Moonseed, back as a representative of the Black… Pandas....

Terrence Moonseed:

Robert, as you know, I've ascended beyond judgments. I preach peace, compassion and abundance. The only bullets we ought to be firing are the seeds of love and oneness.

Robert:

I err... agree; but why ban guns, what's your logic?

Moonseed:

Ban them, are you kidding? The 2nd amendment is a sacred law!

Robert:

But aren't guns...

Moonseed:

Guns aren't evil; people are.

Robert:

Statistics suggest...

Moonseed:

That gun crimes and massacres only happen where people don't have access to semi-automatic weapons! And we were given this precious right to bear arms, not for hunting bears but to protect us, you know who from?

Robert:

From Native Americans who were defending their land from colonists?

Moonseed:

No, Robert, from our own freakin' government! History states that when a tyrannical dictator tries to take power they take the peoples' guns... look at Hitler, Mao, and Stalin, Castro, Pol-Pot, Howard, Hans Blix and Chavez, George the 3rd... in fact, is that a Brit accent?

Robert:

I'm not...

Moonseed:

1776 will commence at once if you reptilian Red Coats try to take our guns!

Robert:

Ok, let's hear from General Baxter; it's the first time we've had you both in the studio, together

Baxter:

Bob, frankly I'm shocked by what's happening. This loss of valuable American lives is a tragedy. 11,000 gun murders a year? Can it be? Truly, we need to stop this insanity.

Robert:

What do you suggest?

Baxter:

Disarm the citizenry. Leave guns to the criminals: like us, in the military. Prohibition is the key; we need a War on Guns. It'll work great, like our War on Drugs.

Moonseed:

Want my gun? You can pry it from my cold dead hands!

Baxter:

Fine!

Robert:

Ahh... wait General, please. I understand. Your respect for the 2nd Amendment, that's clear but how can you prevent events like the Aurora Theatre?

Moonseed:

By kickin' the door, waving the M4. When Terrence shootin' shooters ain't shooting no more

Baxter:

Heh! you call that a gun? You been taking your meds? Me and the Feds will go Waco on you, David Koresh

Robert:

And the school shooting?

Moonseed:

Bob, that incident in Connecticut was a deliberate orchestrated fake, a false flag set up with intent to take our weapons and leave us defenseless and bury us in plastic coffins behind FEMA camp fences cos' The N-W-O globalists are blatant They're waiting to take the United States and depopulate it, create a dictatorship.  And me and this gun are the only ones standing in the way of it.

Robert:

General?

Baxter:

Look, if the slaves want guns, let em be! Our supremacy doesn't depend on weaponry with schools, media, money and meds, we control every aspect of your lives through ideological hegemony.  But if you think you need guns to stop tyranny, then whatch'a waiting for, we've already stripped you of your liberty, privacy, civil rights and dignity… You want some more?

Moonseed:

Die you globalist scum!

Baxter:

Draw!

Robert:

 Well, I guess that sums it up and brings us straight to the end of our report on guns in the Divided States of America. Certainly it's not our place to pass judgment but let us end with a question and a last comment:

If your passion for the 2nd amendment were matched by that for the 1st and an independent honest media and a free internet were prevalent today wouldn't tyranny always be prevented and held at bay?

If it's in the region of ignorance that tyranny begins, so, it follows that the first and best line of defence lies in being heavily armed, not with guns, but with the truth.

Stay safe, everyone.