SNIPPITS AND SNAPPITS: SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 12, 2018

ExCUSE me but did WE ask for Israel's protection?

He was black but had a blonde shicksa?

From Mélanie, the French form of the Latin name Melania, derived from Greek μελαινα (melaina) meaning "black, dark". This was the name of a Roman saint who gave all her wealth to charity in the 5th century. https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/melania-is-one-of-the-fastest-rising-baby-names-for-girls_us_5af5b6d4e4b032b10bfa3da8

Just a pretty spot close to home. Meltdown is almost complete, everything so verdant.

Interesting how our media originally portrayed the fellow as Texan until taken to task and the politically incorrect truth came out that he is Nigerian. I am glad he got taken in but wonder how many others have and are slipping through. He requested to be returned to Nigeria but has been denied.

"Expert". That's rich.

Another attempt to glorify Communism.

I saw this funny little meme being used to castigate religion. Me? I just saw humour. But then, liberals don't have much of that which is why they can't meme.

Warning: Obnoxious sound effects

Obama, Mandela, King, MalcolmX.

Communists all.

"Now draw a few little leaves here, just like this!"

This animal has a better comprehension of economics than most liberals!

Here is a dog in Thailand who does the same thing.

Every day he takes this person a gift in exchange for food.

Where the HELL are the parents? I mean seriously!

Hezbollah does not belong here.

Brilliant suggestion. Why nor try for four pieces?

Wrong president in office to save their son.

Stilton Says: We couldn't help but be struck by the similarities between "Mueller" and "Mullah" when considering the day's news.

In Mueller's case, he rejected an offer from Trump's legal team to have the President answer all of the special investigator's question in writing. This was unacceptable because all Mueller would get out of that would be answers to his questions rather than a chance to impeach Trump for lack of motor control over his mouth.

Meanwhile, Iran's top Mullah was one of many in that country (and others) who wasn't happy to hear that the President is pulling the United States out of the idiotic, one-sided "nuclear agreement" negotiated by John "Horseface" Kerry and Barack "Hussein" Obama.

And it's a good thing: the Obama "agreement" (never voted on by our elected representatives) cut back on Iranian sanctions, repatriated (and then some) staggering sums of money for the country to use to fund terrorism and work on nuke-capable missiles, and pretty much guaranteed that Iran would have an unfettered nuclear weapons program in 2025...assuming they hadn't already achieved such in their hidden and/or "self inspected" nuclear research facilities.

We see this as a double win for Trump and the American people. And no, we're not tired of winning yet.

The West doesn't hear much about these events. And certainly not listed as above. Earlier I was on a site where they were discussing nuking Iran; it was shocking how eager people were to get into action and "help Israel" turn Iran into "melted sand". There was no sense in engaging, I left in disgust and concern after just a few moments.

"Just sit and take it"

That is exactly how they treat Palestine.

But Palestinians cannot fight back.

Syrians can.

Gotta say, these banners disturb me on many levels. For one thing, who is responsible for them and why is this happening?

I honestly wonder why anyone goes to these sites! The filth could be mesmerizing I suppose. There is certainly nothing to be learned, just deviance that no one really needs.

She was upset because the rides were child sized and her bust was too large to have her strapped in safely...

Library of Memories

I tend to agree. As reviled as that creature is, petty, vindictive, dishonest and fraudulent, he is dying of a horrific disease which I have seen very close up in a family member. He is definitely in pain. No tears lost there but, as with Barbara Bush, I would gladly have danced on her grave, but it just is not honourable behaviour. Now, once John is GONE... then I will kick up my heels.

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Haha

*http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/08/whats-next-for-iran-nuclear-deal-after-trump-ditches-accord.html

Holland ~ tulip fields for miles.

The next time someone calls Trump a racist, remind that person these three American gentlemen Trump got out of North Korea are of a different race.

Stilton Says: Many years ago, Hillary Clinton's primary campaign for President scored big with a political ad about the dreaded "3 a.m. phone call." The spot suggested that during a crisis (and what else happens at 3 a.m.?), Americans could sleep better knowing that a President Hillary was answering the call.

Why? Because she would able to handle any problem thanks to having years of experience and a vagina, unlike her challenger Barack Obama ~ who had no experience and only possibly had a vagina.

As it worked out, both got a chance to answer that late night crisis call. As Secretary of State, Hillary took (ever so briefly) the phone call about the attack on our embassy in Benghazi. But then she ignored it, just like she had ignored the hundreds of previous messages from the embassy begging for additional security.

Still, Hillary did slightly better than Obama ~ who not only didn't take the call but, to this day, hasn't accounted for his whereabouts at the time. Which is certainly no reason to suspect that he was engaged in a cocaine-fueled orgy with actor Kal Penn in the Lincoln bedroom, and we'd be the last ones to even suggest such a thing.

And then there's the much-reviled President Trump.

Not only was he genuinely ready to deal with a crisis, at 3 a.m., he actually flew to Andrews Air Force Base to welcome home the three American prisoners released from North Korea.

The Left is still obsessed with slickness and style points (no matter how ineffectual), while a growing number of Americans are voicing their support of a President who keeps producing tangible and substantial accomplishments.

And yes, we will sleep better tonight because of that.

This coming Tuesday is the Nakba in Palestine which occurs, naturally, on the same day Israelis celebrate their conquest of "a desert, land without a people". Over the years it has been made illegal to even celebrate Nakba and each year has been more difficult as the Israelis clamp down on what is, naturally, remembrance of a very painful beginning of loss for their victims, the Palestinians. With the horrors being perpetrated upon these people by Israel over the past month, Tuesday May 15, 2018, is being observed around the world in many nations ~ something unheard of in years past. I have a bad feeling about Tuesday, but only time will tell.

Read more about Tuesday events in Palestine at If Americans Knew, HERE.

Say what?

I post this image for a reason. Child marriage is an obscenity of course. In the West this photo appears again and again as part of the arguments against these marriages ~ pointing out these "Arab pedophiles". The reality is these little girls were with their UNCLES who were part of a large group of Palestinian men marrying APPROPRIATELY AGED brides. These children were NOT brides, they were part of the wedding party only!