YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: MARCH 16, 2019

The New Zealand flag at half mast after the atrocity in Christchurch. There is never an excuse for such horrific actions. Never.

Defiance!

Ontario and BC schools plan to ban cellphones in the classroom come next September. Good idea! They should never have been allowed into the classroom in the first place. Lockers are GOOD places for them when the students should be learning.

Stilton says:

We're enjoying watching the big college admissions scandal story unfold, as it's got a little something for everybody. Hate rich people? Hate people who game the system? Hate people who live in a privileged bubble that you'll never enjoy? Hate Hollywood celebrities? This fraud's for you!

And while we chuckled over the hypocrisy of Senator Elizabeth "Princess Cheekbones" Warren saying that she has zero sympathy for people who fudge collegiate documents to get ahead (ironically while she was giving a clandestine "White Power" gang sign)...

...we couldn't help but be reminded of the long-running and highly plausible rumor that Barack Obama (or Barry Soetoro as he called himself at the time) got major funding help from Occidental College by claiming to be a foreign student. Of course, we can't confirm this blatant fraud ~ nor can Lefties disprove it ~ because Obama had the documentation sealed from public view...much like every other piece of information about his past. Because "transparency" apparently works best when armed guards protect your secrets.

But the college admission scandal isn't really about politics ~ it's about privilege, and those who abuse it. Actress Lori Loughlin apparently paid $500,000 to get her daughters into a good school, an amount for which you could probably buy entrance for a dead hamster or a small bowl of succotash. One daughter was already earning $300,000 a year on Youtube and questioned why she even needed college (not a bad point), though allowed that she'd grudgingly attend to enjoy "game day and partying."

We frankly doubt that this distracting, shiny object of a scandal (seen any major stories about FBI mattress Lisa Page testifying that Obama's DOJ ordered the FBI not to pursue charges against Hillary?) will make any real impact on fixing America's badly broken college system. But we do hope to see the guilty appropriately shamed and punished, if only to enjoy a brief moment of nostalgia for the way justice is supposed to work.

And who knows, maybe in this case it will...

Speaking of fake documents, we admit we made this one up.

Nanny State bliss.

Sounds like (((Communism))) (or Shariah) to me!

The Justice Democrats responsible for AOC, Tlaib, Omar and other corrosive factors.

The death of the Death Penalty is on the roster? 

One of the better aspects of swimming a lot is that little cuts and scrapes heal very quickly and cleanly. 

Chemtrails. Western hemisphere.

Sad set of parents. Poor son.

This one defies all understanding; it is purely creepy to the max; he even braids his beard with pink ribbons. That girl could be anything under 20!

Something major has been going on with Google and the rest of them. Today Firefox just disappeared from my PC. Gone. Google was a no show. Nothing worked. We still don't know what we did that fixed it but, between my techie and a person from my server, we fixed it. I had to completely install Firefox from scratch, something I have never had to do before. Anyhow, it seems Facebook was down for a day or so; Google was on the rocks. The agent I spoke to today told me that they had had over 20 000 calls today about Google. Whatever it was it seems to be over for the moment. Me? I figure something is going on but since we will never really know for certain, it is a waste of time to speculate.

Vancouver, 1954

Read more about Iranian human rights lawyer Nasrin Sotoudeh HERE.

Jim Apple, owner of Animal Rehab Center in Hernando , Florida Gator bike designed to raise funds for charity.

And now to New Zealand. The gunning down of anyone praying is an obscenity, especially in their religious sanctum. Normally I think of (((Baruch Goldstein))) when such a situation comes to mind; we now have another monster to consider.  What bothers me here, however, is how the mainstream is trying to pin this on President Trump. Ridiculous. It is being used to demean White men in general. 

I still know nothing about the perpetrators of this crime yet; they (he) has done us all the greatest disservice with his evil and disillusion. Interestingly, cartoonists all around the world have jumped on the "Nazi" bandwagon and many push the narrative the Trump is responsible. It makes me question who pulls their creative strings.

Then there is THIS to be considered!

This and the cartoon below push the Trump narrative. So deceptive and out of whack.

This majestic Elephant Queen of the Tuskers lay down on her Kenyan land and died of natural causes last week. She was only 60 which seems to be rather young to me. She evaded poachers for her entire left, one of the few great tuskers remaining.

Very cool stairs! Even I would use that!

Hey, this might seem like a screwy idea, but it's not as screwy as what California's Governor Gavin Newsom just signed into law. When convicted killers have more protections than kids, the world is badly out of whack.

Never saw anything about this in the JMSM, not that I watch it anyhow!

Punks. Definitely up to no good.

Presented without comment. However, it does say a fair bit about Trump's unfortunate connection to all things (((Chabad))).