YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: SAME OLD, SAME OLD: SEPTEMBER 19, 2020

Not to go all Biblical and all, but this seems to be a tad Sodom and Gomorrah so perhaps California is burning for a reason.

 

"This village" is one of the many areas filled with Antifa activists and other riffraff hangers-on looking for freebies and a chance to party. They are drug riddled blocks of criminal activity being supported by the Liberal West Coast population and their chosen governing officials.

This image never grows old.

 

 

New Yorker Cartoon. Of course. Commie as heck.

Carrots...

Accusations have been flying that Joe Biden is using a teleprompter when speaking to reporters, and his campaign spokesman isn't saying otherwise ~ preferring to say "I won't dignify that question with an answer." A phrase which they are no doubt working hard to teach Joe Biden to say during debates ~ although it remains to be seen if he can get it out correctly when there's no trainer with gumdrop rewards.

But if Biden is possibly having problems speaking for himself, there are plenty of others out there to speak for him. As evidenced by this genuine, unedited snippet from a recent Biden campaign video...

It's worth checking out the actual clip at the link above, because it's deliciously uncomfortable. Kamala Harris laughs hysterically at every syllable uttered aloud and Obama is clearly so bored that he can barely keep his eyes open.

And perhaps to help keep the nation's eyes open, we have this development...

Okay, we just made this up after watching the tortuous pre-game racial lecturing and singing of the new Black National Anthem, "Lift Every Voice in Song, Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah," before whatever the hell NFL game it was that was on TV Sunday.

We bailed out before actually hearing who the competing teams were because, in the words of Gone With the Wind's Rhett Butler, "they can all go f**k themselves."

Justin Trudeau did the same thing a few years ago when he was visiting South America. Photos broadcast in Canada of him waving to the unseen adoring crowds. But someone leaked a shot of the completely empty tarmac...

Hunting in Mongolia

Obviously Joe is a mathematical and scientific genius!

This is the ninny who went viral in her demands to remove the police from Minneapolis during those early days of the riots which she apparently supported.

This prehistoric bear carcass has its interior completely intact; it was discovered in Russia where they have also been finding wolves and mastodon in similarly well-preserved conditions.

Fox kit honing its hunting skills.

5000 year old dentistry.

This bottle of wine is 2100 years old. Care to share?

Innocence:

Perfection.

This is what climate change looks like on the West Coast.

Melanistic Fawn

I found this on one of their sites.

I remember such places from my childhood; father was in the auto supply business.

Andre the Giant 's hand holding a regular sized can of beer. (RIP)

And milk it for all it is worth if he shot you.

By the end about 95% were against the action.

Were I of an age today, this is how I would be spending my spare time! I rode before the creation of big tire bikes and rode as rough as possible. I had a dog that ran beside me; Lucy looked just like that beastie.

The Chilean desert blooms.

Not a soy boy

By now, everyone has heard about the Netflix film "Cuties," which attempts to answer the burning societal question "can an 11-year-old Muslim girl find happiness by turning her back on family, joining a gang of misfit young girls, learning to twerk, and then grinding her pubic region on the floor in front of an audience while pretending to give a handjob?" 

 

And the answer is no ~ it doesn't make her happy, although it does teach her how to jump higher than she could before when playing jump rope. No, really. 

 

Many people are outraged that the filmmakers had actual 11-year-old actresses doing things that, in the words of prestigious film critic Mrs. J, "make you want to puke." But Netflix (under the guidance of luminaries like Barack and Michelle Obama) is defending the film by pointing out that its real message is that sexualizing pre-teen children for media consumption leads to nothing good for those girls if you don't count them getting into the movie business. Where, if they act quickly, they might catch the attention of Roman Polanski. 

 

Seriously, the film is a disjointed mess of largely unconnected and nonsensical scenes, interspersed with wildly inappropriate sexual content (at one point, the lead character goes into a frenzied pelvic-grinding, floor-humping trance state from which she can't be awakened...much to the dismay of a visiting imam).

 

Whether or not this is child pornography is a subject for the courts. But it's unquestionably bad for kids and bad for what little remains of our culture. And we can't wait to hear the highly-paid Obamas say so.

 

In FB the other day, the above image showed as being "questionable" by Snopes and discounted as untrue.

"I have a headache"

Twelve months from the same window.

Embroidery pizza

Victorian toaster/heater

How innocent we were on December 31, 2019

Bonsai apple tree

Package delivery in Venice

You all come back now, you hear?!