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AH! I found the script for
you. This should make it a little easier.
There is no threat to
Earth in twenty twelve. All the talk about a doomsday is a big hoax.
Hello, I’m Robert Foster,
your faithful host, streaming another episode on the frequency of Juice News
infused with a healthy dose of sanity.
Good morning, viewers, tune
in, gather round as we delve into a Rap News update for the year two thousand
and twelve.
We report that the world
wide ebb and flow of history is now plain and evident:
Occupations have stormed
fortress Walls, with-in-tents and taken up residence; leaks and revelations
have led to revolutions, a deluge of ferment.
Ladies and gentlemen, if
twenty-eleven was a prelude, a portent of things to come, then it’s
dramatically clear we’re in for a massive year.
And to interpret these
interesting times, we have General Baxter here.
But we’ll start with our
resident expert, Terrence Moonseed. Terrence, what does this year mean as you
see it?
Oh, Boy! Twenty Twelve on
the News Feed You’d better listen up, Robert, cause I got a lot of phenomenal
knowledge and I wanna be dropping it, finally the news is choosing to report
truth on a proper topic!
You’ll never stop me from
hollering. Brace yourselves, cos I’m getting ready to send in the requisite
academic medicine heaven sent querulent evidence never settling when I’m
grabbing a hammer and smashing the Nephilim.
This is the time for
humanity’s ascension. The fifth sunset in line with precession and the Mayans’
calendar prediction on December twenty one, this world will rise in unison,
from its prison into the fifth dimension and the highest of wisdom.
But as we’ll see, it’s
the catalyst for a whole catalog of catastrophes calamities, as we reach the
Terrencendental McKennical singularity.
~ What will all this mean
for the fate of humanity?
~ It means the fiends
that seek to deceive and keep us weak’ll reach a state of apogee.
And it means that people
cease the capacity for endless atrophy that as a planet we rise from apathy and
challenge the Draconian powers-that-be
~ Who are they?
~Aliens, parasites, they’re among us, keeping us trapped in captivity.
~ General, your say?
~Aliens, parasites, they’re among us, keeping us trapped in captivity.
~ General, your say?
~ Now, I don’t know what
planet he’s inhabiting but what the hippy is saying is accurate; forget the
wacky analogy. Look around at the world, and you’ll see it’s already actually
happening right here on Earth, where human slaves are trying to rise to take on
the great elite, and take to the streets world-wide against corporate entities
which have taken on human form.
~ Protesting in New York,
Portland, Spain, Greece and distant Melbourne
~ Tent monster morons, homos, drummers, drug addicted freaks
~ They say they’re protesting to demand justice, and dignity
~ Seriously? I read in The New York Times quite the contrary they lack clear demands, they just want to live for free and get sympathy in fact the only clear demand they’ve ever made is for some pepper spray in the effing face.
Then they bitch and
complain. But it’s just a food product, essentially. I take it daily, with my
favourite drink: Bloody Mili-tary
~ hmm. perhaps speaking
directly with the protesters would be wiser, so we now cross live to Liberty
Plaza; hello?
~ Hello, fellow citizens
of the world wide web. We’re Livestreaming Global Revolution direct in hi-tech
~ The precariat is
revolting, what can we expect to happen next?
~ Let me get on the human
megaphone, yo, mic check
~ Mic check
~ Mic check
~ the ninety nine percent
~ ninety nine percent
~ ninety nine percent
~ have one demand to
present
~ present
~ present
~ expressed clear
~ expressed clear the regime of alien corporations ends here.
~ expressed clear the regime of alien corporations ends here.
~ Are you the leader?
~ No. We are a movement of free thinkers, without hierarchical structure
~ we’re a movement of free thinkers
~ No. We are a movement of free thinkers, without hierarchical structure
~ we’re a movement of free thinkers
~ Shut up!
~ I’ve got to ask if
you’re for free information, why the mask?
~ because I am but an
idea, whose time has arrived at last and you can shoot a person, but ideas are
bulletproof
~ huh! prove it’s true!
~- As you wish…
We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not… umm.. what was
it?
I know it… We do not
forgive, we do not…
~ Forget! ~ oh, yeah.
Expect us.
~- General? Terrence?
Could this be the global shift that will avert apocalypse?
~ Nonsense. ~ Although, I
admit, I’m pro #Occupying policies
~ Wait, I expected you to
say that #Occupy should cease…
~ Cease?! We’ve been
#Occupying for centuries, on land, sky and seas We #Occupied North America,
#Australia and #Hawai’i and if you’ve forgotten, it’s ’cause we also #Occupy History
our buddies have #OccupiedTerritories; we’ve #OccupiedAfghanistan and Iraq and
this year’s plan is to hashtag #OccupyIran
~ Pah, wars and
invasions, that’s what people are #Occupying against!
~ If you’ve benefitted
from #Occupation, then you’re in the 1%.
But why stop there?
Twenty twelve is a time of attainment. First we’ll #OccupytheElection and the
next President’s brainstem. And as soon as Earth is spent, we’ll
#OccupytheMoon, with spaceships. Then #Mars, and then we’ll brutally
#OccupyUranus.
~ Heinous! The only
planet we actually have to worry about is Nibiru!
~ Nibiwho?
~ Nibiru! The Planet X of
fear and doom it’s due to smash right into our system
~ Oh!
~ causing mass extinction
~ Whoah!
~ bi-polar shifting
~ So, is this fact or
Science Fiction?
~ No! it’s Zachariah
Sitchin who decrypted Sumerian myths and showed that we were cloned to mine
gold by alien illuminati
~ We are the slaves of
aliens?
~ Yes! The Annunaki! And
they’re coming soon!
~ No, we’re coming and
we’ll #OccupyNibiru, too!
~ I’m confused… are we
the aliens? And if that’s true, are we due to spread peace or war throughout
the Milky Way?
~ We’ll bring love and
light.
~ We’ll bring pepper
spray.
~ Well, dear viewers it’s
probable that getting consensus on this issue is impossible therefore we went
to call on the honourable, venerable, Great Oracle O Prophet, Seer, All-Knowing
Chomsky thank you for manifesting here.
~ No problem.
~ We seek your sage
advice and better wisdom for instance, how can we stop terrorism?
~ There’s a simple
method.
~ What is it?
~ Just stop participating
in it.
~ So which in your
opinion is the most significant threat to world peace?
~ Our ignorance.
~ I see, and how can we
defeat this at last?
~ Turn off your TVs for a
start
~ The media at large do
seem to paralyze hypnotically, divide, distract, and atomize and cause us to be
brainwashed and servile. Your thoughts?
~ That’s not
controversial.
~ Well, we should thank
you, O Oracle for guiding and leading us.
~ Not at all, Robert but
I’m no oracle or leader. I’m just a linguistics teacher
~ Alas, the time has
arrived to end this episode; much is left to be known but we’ll strive to analyze
events as twenty twelve unfolds:
Will we see Aliens,
popular awakening, mass insurrection? divine intervention or, who knows… maybe even
a true democratic election?
We’d settle for any one
of them!
For this grand human
experiment seems to be sleepwalking towards a social, ecological and
existential reckoning and with GM seeds in the soil, droids deployed, peak oil
threatening.
This year’s headline:
will we avoid the precipice, or dive off the edge of it.
Whatever your preference,
creed, conspiracy or party membership. Our fate could depend on what we want
twenty twelve to represent this date that we’ve subconsciously identified as
our collective, self-imposed deadline for correcting our way of life.
With so much energy
aligned on this point in time, with all that we are, and could be, potentially
on the line.
Could this be our final
meeting point, prior to the rising or turning of the tide?
The clock is already
ticking, see you next time–on the other side.
Traditional Catholic Prayers: Wisdom is Justified by Her Children: The Great Apostasy Prophesied by the Lord Jesus Christ
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