Friday 30 August 2019

YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: LABOUR DAY: AUGUST 31, 2019


 
Expect lots of cheap laughs today. And my apologies. For some reason I cannot upsize the font. And if I try to diddle around with it, it will simply get too small to read!














































I did not want to lay blame on Bolsonaro but this quote is outright damning. By now I understand his policies and seen that things accelerated due to his lethargic response to the fires that were reactions to his own policies to clear the rain forests.




Pity about Mr. Crenshaw.








Schoolboys. Delightful character study. You wonder what is going on here.










The brother after me. We have a big clan photo: 55 people in the photo at a summer picnic circa 1956. He happens to be right smack in the centre of the photo pulling a Tarzan pose, gut sucked in and looking silly. He is still the family raconteur and entertainer.














































I would like to be here!






I can guarantee that many Canadians would agree with McKenna, even if they do not approve of her going so public with her manifestation of TDS. But most would just brush this horrendous sentiment off as just a deserved slap at Mr. Trump whom they despise. Canada has, AGAIN, been humiliated on the world stage by liberal politicians.




















































































Hillary and a friend were heavily photographed taking a stroll through a posh shopping area in the Hamptons. For an older woman she is wearing the perfect outfit. The dress has lovely details. I hate to admit it but it really is unfair to pick on her over her attire now that she is in her 70's and simply dressing appropriately. 

Ooops.










































The big mistake here is calling her a lady.


Predator.


































































I remember these boards. I also remember bottomless glasses of fresh buttermilk at the local "milk shop". They cost a nickel! There were yellow streaks and the milk was so rich! A great pit stop on the long walk home from downtown.




















Sometimes there are no words. This photo is absolutely awesome; the stories it tells.




































































Would you?
Should you?
Could you?










There's no way we can actually make this funny today, but some things are so appalling that we just can't let them go by without comment.



In this case, we're talking about Bill "world's unfunniest man" Maher's remarks regarding billionaire philanthropist David Koch's death from cancer. Koch, a Libertarian who took a liberal stance on many social issues, also held many conservative beliefs and made financial contributions to people and causes (like legitimate climate studies) that Bill Maher hates passionately.
Which is why on "Real Time with Bill Maher," the obnoxious comic celebrated David Koch's passing with the following monologue (repeated here verbatim):

Fuck him...I'm glad he's dead!
(pause for laughs)
He was 79, but his family says they wish it could be longer. But at least he lived long enough to see the Amazon catch fire.
(pause for laughs)
Condolences poured in from all the politicians he owned, and mourners are being asked in lieu of flowers to just leave their car engine running.
(pause for laughs)
As for his remains, he has asked to be cremated and have his ashes blown into a child's lungs.
(pause for laughs - then it's time to get serious)
He and his brother have done more than anybody to fund climate science deniers for decades, so fuck him. The Amazon is burning up. I'm glad he's dead and I hope the end was painful.

It's not rare to hear Leftists like Maher puke up naked hate speech, but to actually celebrate the pain that someone felt while dying of cancer is a new low.

We would never wish for the death or illness of anyone, and certainly not take pleasure from the pain someone experienced during an agonizing death. But if and when such a fate befalls Bill Maher personally, we're willing to make an exception to our rule.

This humorless bastard needs to start worrying a lot less about climate change, and a lot more about Karma.

FOR THE RECORD
David Koch once told the Wall Street Journal that he'd rather donate money to a good cause rather than "use it on buying a bigger house or a $150 million painting." Unlike the Obama family, clearly.

So to whom did David Koch donate?

$185 Million - Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for cancer research, childcare center, biology building, and school of chemical engineering.
$150 Million - Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center. The biggest gift the center ever received.
$128 Million - New York Presbyterian Hospital
$100 Million - New York State Theater at Lincoln Center
$66.7 Million - Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center
$65 Million - The Metropolitan Museum of Art

$35 Million - Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural History
$26.5 Million - M.D. Anderson Cancer Center
$26.2 Million - The Hospital for Special Surgery in New York
$20 Million - American Museum of Natural History
$20 Million - Johns Hopkins University, for a cancer research center.
None of this remarkable and selfless generosity matters, of course, to those on the Left who defined David Koch as one of the worst of the "evil rich," and someone who "doesn't pay his fair share."

We look at it differently, and with the utmost in respect and gratitude. Rest in Peace, Mr. Koch, and thank you.

















Now this is a classy camper spread!












The power of "the Hat".








It is being reported that President Trump has, on more than one occasion, told his staffers to look into the possibility of dropping nuclear bombs on hurricanes to break them apart before reaching American shores. Trump, on the other hand, tweets: "This is so ridiculous, never happened. Fake news!"

Granted, the story is pretty suspicious, and bolstered only by statements like "there's reportedly a White House memo that proves it." On the other hand, can we imagine that Trump might have suggested bombing the living hell out of a weather phenomenon? Absolutely! And even though it would be a terrible, terrible idea, the 8-year-old that lives in our brain says: "yeah, but it would be so cool!"

Frankly, we don't think Trump ever really planned to bomb hurricanes. Rather, he was simply taking a tough position in order to bring hurricanes to the bargaining table.






Someone fixed this gentleman whose photo I  had posted last weekend. An improvement?








Please tell me this is a parody account!




So "natural revulsion" is hatred?






































White terrorism!






Remember when?






White privilege in the Appalachians.












Would you?
Could you?
Should you?








I watched to trailer to this little piece of trash. Pure unadulterated emotional hatred from lots of young PoC. Pure trash.


(((They))) keep beating this drum.




























I post this cartoon only to show how low they go when it comes to Mr. Trump. This is truly despicable. The wives apparently have a good solid friendship. But anything to cast a slur on the President.












Admit it. You harrumphed. A harrumph qualifies as a laugh! Very funny pic of Boris. Gosh another short one. Meanwhile, Khan is now considered to be the SIXTH most intelligent man on the planet!






Labour Day Weekend. Summer draws to a close although there is still plenty of good outdoors time left ahead.