YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 23, 2019

Another week has passed. It has been a tough one but no complaints. The best thing about knowing a cold is slowly sinking into your chest and bones is fighting it all off with hot toddies and dozing in sunny spaces. Amazing to realize we are already two months into 2019.

More on Smollett. So predictable on all levels. The fool has made himself a joke; he is already using every excuse possible for his behaviour. Drug problems. Lousy salary. (((!!!)))  Who listens to a liar beside his shrink? Oh, forgot. And a lot of mad dems/libs. Just how much has this foolishness diverted public attention from other more important issues?

Anyhow. I need to go fight this fever. I thought I had more to say, but it is too late now. Please enjoy this morning's offerings and take care of yourselves.

Brainwashed children and their equally brainwashed "teachers" accost Diane Feinstein to push the Green New Deal. I almost sympathize with her but she handles these unnecessarily frightened and manipulated children perfectly. Needless to say, the "new Democrats" are up in arms at how she "abuses" these innocents with complete common sense. But I still don't like her! Raising radicals seems to be a Liberal thing and something to be considered very seriously when these children are old enough to vote.

Montana

Bushy Park, London. Such beauty.

As IF!

The problem is, (((Bernie))) is NOT a White Man.

Stilton Says: Berned Againe!
So many Democrats are currently throwing their hats into the presidential ring, it's like watching lemmings cascading from a fiscal cliff.

The latest entrant is the 77-years-young Socialist Bernie Sanders. Considering that absolutely nothing about the candidate or his ideas is truly new, we feel like it's appropriate to commemorate his entry into the race with some similarly shopworn cartoons from the political past.

Don't think of it as laziness on our part. Think of it as "redistribution of humor."

But in the end, Bernie ended his 2016 run when he received an offer he couldn't refuse...

Flugenock says:

Never mind for a moment the idea that you’d ever see a pompous-ass big-city morning tome like the Post use the phrase “sweet spot” on top of the fold on A1. This is some of the best news I’ve seen smack on the front page in years. “Candidates Fear Socialist Label…” Why am I so overjoyed at that?

Russia was able to influence our election because they figured out that racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, and transphobia are America’s Achilles heel. These issues aren’t only civil rights ~ they’re also a matter of national security. We have to deal with that. ~ Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) February 6, 2019

And why am I still somehow smiling at this steaming-ass little plopper from the Anointed Heir To Our Exalted Slay Qween? All my fellow Lefties on Twitter are bitching about how there’s still no platform or policy page at Harris’ Web site ~ a valid bitching point, for sure ~ while she’s right out here in public, showing us what her freakin’ platform is.

I’m also surprised that I’m surprised that the US Left, a massive cupcake, would actually be able to make the current crop of candidates afraid of us. Judging from the media frenzy, I’m guessing the Democrats have finally found their sweet spot, and will continue hitting the hell out of it because it feels so good when they stop.

OMG! Who comes up with these sick but oh, so funny jokes?

And so land expropriation from the Boers continues in South Africa. Responses were almost uniform in their insistence that 9/11 was an inside job, some the moon story. But ALL agreed on the expropriation.

Something tells me that this March with its annual focus on environmentalism and the green movement will become extremely UN Agenda 2030 propagandized and pushed into the collective hive mindset of all citizens of the planet. I thoroughly believe in recycling everything possible and avoiding unnecessary consumerism but this is going to be an entirely different beast.

Never let a good opportunity go to waste.

Thank you, Mr. Perloff.

(((Micaela))) defends Smollett. Wonder why. TDS to the max.

Stilton says: 

Waves of sadness swept through the nation's progressives yesterday when it was revealed that, tragically, Trump voters don't actually hate black people or gay people, don't hurl hurtful epithets, and don't try to hang actors from spindly sidewalk trees in the midst of a polar vortex, while being careful not to bruise their victim's tuna sandwich from Subway.

Rather, it now seems that Smollett staged the entire thing, including sending a terroristic-threat letter filled with white powder, and his oh-so-tearful ABC interview, all in a ploy to get a pay raise on his TV show.

That's right, this wasn't even really about Trump-hating (though Smollett successfully guessed that this would put the media solidly on his side). Rather, it was about getting more money for the already overpaid little mofo, and using any tool ~ including inciting a race war ~ to get it.

Let's be clear here. We already know that Smollett took a big, steaming dump on white men in general and Trump-supporters in particular. But he also dropped big, squishy deuces on the legacies of Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr, Matthew Shepard, and every other person who has ever suffered real discrimination because of their race or sexual orientation. Smollett took all of that history and all of that pain and thought, "I can make money with this." If there's a worse racist than Smollett in the country right now, we certainly can't think of who it might be.

Although there are plenty of people in second place: the "news" reporters, tweeting celebs, and politicians who gleefully disregarded all of the immediately glaring flaws in Smollett's preposterous story, and instead ramped up hate and racial division in our country because that's what they love to do, and that's what their political ambitions are built on. Meanwhile, Trump and Trump-supporters just quietly go on with their business of treating other folks equally while building an economy that is demonstrably more favorable for blacks and Hispanics than anything dreamed of under Barack Obama.

Smollett's crass scheme was to get more money and bigger parts. We're pretty sure that the money won't be happening, but we rather hope he will be getting those bigger parts, lube free, every time he tries to shower in prison for the next several years.

Of course, he's not off to the hoosegow quite yet. He still needs to complete his contractual commitment to his miserable TV show. Which, we're guessing, won't take long...

Ed Noor: Empire has since slashed him from the show. And I still believe that claiming wage dissatisfaction is an easy cover/excuse. He has also claimed a drug problem since being hauled off to jail. Dishonesty and victimhood runs deep with (((this one))).

The recipient of this delightful message never goes to Starbucks; it goes against his political grain. So some poor innocent was given a tainted drink due to the TDS of this barista.

They tell us more snow is coming. Must remember summer. Must remember summer. Buzzing insects. Heady floral perfumes. Warm sun and dry air...

Nasty stuff. They never let up.

The player, Zion Wilson, potentially a huge future talent in the basketball world, will recuperate. He is a HUGE man and blew those sneakers away with the pressure of his weight and extreme height. But NIKE is losing business over this incident that makes customers question the quality of their overpriced purchases.

This Liberal California cartoonist does not seem to get it at all, does he? Trump is so very right in these assessments.

THIS is how Democrats and Liberals see Trump supporters. Better loving dogs than unreliable critters from deep down below.

These cats don't even have whiskers. How on earth do they function?! This critter looks absolutely satanic but I am sure someone loves it.