YOU KNOW YOU’RE A ZIONIST WHEN….

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September 1, 2011

 

You know you're Zionist when...

You can choose to adopt a different identity 

and later hijack it for your nationalist motives

Everybody wanted to historically kick you out of their empire 

for obvious reasons!

You can seek refuge in someone else homeland 

and then later call it yours!

You can accuse people fighting for their homeland as terrorists!

You can display your ultra-nationalism

even though you're bunch of immigrants!

You pretend to be follower of Judaism 

yet you base your state on secular values!

Anyone who justifiably criticizes you is Antisemitic!

You can still collect considerable sympathy over holocaust 

even though you follow similar Nazi attitude towards Palestinians!

You can afford to have nuclear weapons 

while a Muslim country possessing it is a threat for humanity!

Superpowers use their veto every time to save your ass!

You're less than 0.3% of the world 

but you steal many of the world's capital 

through investment banking institutions!

You're brave enough to raid a humanitarian flotilla!

You can still prosper consistently 

while the rest of the world goes bankrupt!

Even though deep down you know the truth,

you will still deny most of the above-mentioned facts!