HILLARY DUMP #1: AUGUST 12, 2016

 

I have gathered so much silly and otherwise material regarding Hillary and her evil that I am just tossing it out now in a huge post titled ~ quite accurately in her case ~ "a huge dump".  Having kept tabs on this creature for decades now, my folders bulge but I will stick with the current elections. If you have been keeping up with my (more or less) weekly Saturday Alternative Cartoon postings, you know I have kept you pretty well up on the current elections in the United States. If you need more on the Hilldebeaste, just check out the past year of entries and you should do well. Meanwhile, folders cleared, hopefully I can get up the regular Saturday Alternative Cartoons because, goodness knows, I have enough already!

Hillary is spending 98 to 1 on advertising against Trump in this election and I have yet to hear anything other than horrors from her. Internationally, it seems all cartoonists are treating Trump deplorably because... who pays for their talents to put food on the table for their families? You will not find so much on Trump here now, not because he is a good guy, but simply because he is no more than a punching bag and the recipient of extremely unbalanced media attention. I do not wish to help their ... campaign against him by posting more garbage against him.

Comedy is, at times, our only defense against Hillary and what she stands for. Heaven knows, in any other reality this situation is nothing more than a nightmare comedy scripted to entertain the inhabitants of hell.

Imagine a convention or gathering where, the moment she opens her mouth, the entire audience just begins to roar with mocking laughter at her every statement. Go silent. Let her speak. Roar aloud again. Go silent. Let her speak. Roar again till their bellies ache. How would the extremely volatile and unpredictable Hildebeaste handle THAT?  

Get set to scroll through a very long page of lowbrow humour. I hope to make you laugh at the absurdity of it all. Theatre of the absurd at its.... costliest.... ever.

You expected anything less in "the end times"? 

 

Believe me, this collection above is incomplete. Those collected during this campaign outshine almost every one here. This however, shows the consistency of her lingering madness.

 OMG! Even Glenn Beck gets it!

 

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The following image is disturbing at best.

Bingo!

98 to 1 spending on publicity......

That is the nicest public sneer we have seen since the days of the lovable Dick Cheney....

 

Again, please read this: Hillary Clinton Slated to Outspend Trump 98 to 1 on TV Ads

 

“My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me.” ~ Hillary Clinton per Kim Eisler's Masters of the Game: Inside the World's Most Powerful Law Firm

 

“With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference, at this point, does it make?” ~ Hillary Clinton

For the fallout of this post, which has gone viral, check the following out for more on Hillary and her staff: Former Military K-9 Handler Got Suspended for Posting About Hillary's Disrespect for Him and His Dog

Artist's Note: Mike Flugennock: So, about a week or so ago, The Donald queefed out yet another classic Tourette’s outburst about how he “sacrificed” during the Iraq War by “employing thousands and thousands of people” in response to remarks at the Democratic Convention by Khizr Khan, father of Army Capt. Humayun Khan, killed in Iraq in 2004, about how The Donald “sacrificed nothing” for his country.

The Democrats, always on the lookout for an issue to exploit, started up a good old-fashioned flag-waving contest, yelling to anyone who’d listen about patriotism and sacrifice. Gotta give ‘em credit, though; they managed to find the perfect non-issue to distract the media from all the leaks of DNC emails detailing their campaign of fraud and deception against Bernie Sanders’ campaign for the Democratic Presidential nomination. And it’s always good to see that Liberals love Muslims ~ as long as they’re willing to die for the Empire.

And speaking of sacrifice, I’m guessing Chelsea was too busy studying to become a hedge fund manager to do any sacrificing. 

Jacket and M4 Carbine Ensemble by Giorgio Armani, $100b.

"We came out of the White House not only dead-broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there and we struggled to piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. It was not easy." ~ Hillary Clinton

Heck this is Jerry Springer and Maury Povich level IQ ~ "common sense"!

“Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.” ~ Hillary Clinton

Now THIS is a pro Hillary damn Trump cartoon that is a tad different from the rest. I found it nauseating actually.

“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” ~ Hillary Clinton makes up a ridiculous, untrue story about her trip to Bosnia.

Hillary is NOT the first woman to run for the American Presidency. That honour goes to Victoria Woodhull and quite the platform. The point here, however, is that once again Hillary makes a false claim.

And do not forget Shirley Chisholm back in the 1970's a Black woman who has since somehow disappeared from history.

Hillary and her girl take a yoga break.