Friday 6 December 2019

YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: DECEMBER 7, 2019

 










Dear Lord, spare me this travesty. I fear the Don Cherry debacle was just the beginning of this purge. A sad situation for Canada's national sport. 

Nasty Canadian cartoon regarding Trudeau's rude behaviour. Needless to say the publication is on Trudeau's payroll. Canadian media is horrendously skewed in his favour; very difficult for a Westerner to fathom. There! I said it. It has taken 37 years of living on the Coast, but finally I feel like a Westerner. The East is now a different world considering most of my family now lives out here as well. 





Interesting that media has scrubbed almost all media reports on this story now that the man has been caught. Samuel Opoku, 23, is apparently Nigerian; his victims, including a young child, were all Asian. The victims are now being treated in case of pathogens from this man's primitive crimes. Is he legally in Canada?


Not Soy Boys



















They know. Study this.




















Food fight!









 Can anyone tell me just what Joe and this old lassie are up to?


Stilton put this up in 2014. 

With Joe Biden's swimming memories in the news ("I got hairy legs where the hair turns blond in the sun, and the kids would reach into the pool to rub that hair..."), it seemed a good time to share this memory from five years ago...

According to the new book "First Family Detail," vice president Joe Biden enjoys swimming in the nude ~ much to the disgust and dismay of his female Secret Service agents, many of whom will never again be able to eat a vienna sausage.

"Little Joe," the appendage which is only a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world, is frequently turned loose in the waters of the vice presidential residence in Washington DC, at Biden's home in Delaware, and other bodies of water which present a target of opportunity.

Sure, this sounds like no big deal ~ but consider this: on July 24th, Biden went to Ohio to give a speech. Now 400,000 Ohio residents are without drinking water because something (or someone) toxic got into the water supply. Coincidence? We think not.

Until further notice, residents are being told not to brush their teeth using the water, not to let children bathe in it, and not to let pets drink it. And considering that most pets spend a lot of their free time licking their private regions, that says a lot. 

Hope n' Change sincerely hopes that the veep will reconsider what he considers "see-worthy" in the future and don appropriate swimwear.

Until then, our hearts and support go out to the brave female Secret Service agents whose blood runs cold every time they hear Uncle Joe shout "Thar she blows!"

 





 Narwhals.
















 Not Soy Boys



 Dog energy








Malmo, Sweden, is determined to self-destruct. The above painting is now an altar piece in one of their major churches. It is, to put it mildly, scandalous material let alone for a church. The serpent, btw, is a trans person.



An American beauty






In an interview after this attack, little man Khan said that the response by the captors of the attacker were proof that London was learning to live and with diversity. Cheeky little bag of air.


Soon to be a delightful children's book! 

Help came in a most unexpected form last Friday, when a knife-wielding terrorist on London Bridge was repeatedly jabbed with a five foot narwhal tusk ~ keeping him busy until police could arrive on scene to end the incident with a highly satisfying use of boomsticks.

For many people, this has raised serious questions like "what the hell is a narwhal" and "how soon can we get more of them on the streets?"

Per the illustration, a narwhal ~ sometimes called "the unicorn of the sea" by people who apparently don't have any idea what a horse looks like ~ is a medium-sized cold water whale that has a long, pointed tusk (technically a canine tooth). And while we desperately wish we could say a narwhal suddenly leaped out of the Thames, Seaworld-style, to skewer the (ahem) "radical Islamist" and then be rewarded with some raw fish, the reality is that the tusk was pulled from a display and used as a weapon by one of two men (the other used a fire extinguisher) who ran towards danger and fought the maniac until police arrived.

We're not really expert on all the fine print in the Koran, but we'd like to think that when a terrorist is killed while being prodded with a narwhal tusk, his eternal reward will be 72 sea urchins rather than virgins. 

Finalist: Creepiest Candidate Ever 

We're not even going to try to say anything about this picture to make it more idiotic or repulsive than it already is. If you're looking for an explanation, well, it's Joe Biden gumming his wife's fingers for the same reason that some people climb mountains: because they were there.

The picture was taken at an event on Biden's wondrously-named "No Malarkey" tour which, hopefully, begins with an explanation of what "malarkey" means in the highly unlikely case that anyone in the crowd is below Medicare age.

Presumably, in the same tour, the eternally youthful and "with it" Uncle Joe will also be proposing newfangled ideas and no lollygagging when it comes to helping hornswoggled voters who won't put up with any more tomfoolery.








 Again, not soy boys.
































 SERIOUSLY? "Wise"?
































 A "Circumstraint"


 What a disappointment this man has turned out to be. Just another McCain type.




















 Antifa again....
























 No Christians allowed?






Barbie and Ken in Communist Russia art. 







This man should have had done to him what he had done to this animal. Now he is being reinstated in the world of football again. I have a problem with all of that including those who welcome him back.




 Imagine finding this on your deck when you return home from work. Now you know.









It seems that way. Especially that rude gunfinger move by the Polish gentleman. Now Poles around the world are disowning him for that!






Turkish housing complex. 



3 comments:

  1. Regarding Image 1 and Chick-Fil-A, I am not really happy with what I am hearing either. But all I know comes from the main stream media. Since those guys are known for just making stuff up as they see fit, I feel that I don't know the whole story. I note that you took CFA off of your bucket list last week. You may wish to reconsider. It is worth a visit to witness the courtesy, efficiency, and friendliness of the staff, the cleanliness of the establishments, and the quality of the food. They put other fast food outlets to shame. It is little wonder that CFA has double the per-store sales of their competitors. And, no, I don't work for CFA.

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  2. No. 31 is nice. The lady and gentleman look as though they're really enjoying themselves, sharing that hot tub!

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  3. Re No. 200, which points out, perhaps somewhat spitefully, that where English has only one word, 'the', there are languages that have several; in French, for example, 'the' may be 'le', 'la' or 'les', depending on the gender and number of the following noun. It's fair to note that some languages, including Russian and Latin, go us one better by having no word for 'the' at all: in Latin, for example, 'liber' may mean either 'a book' or 'the book'. Simpler still!

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