Q: How many Zionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to change the bulb and 7.8 million to accuse Edison, GE, tungsten and electricity of being anti-Semitic.
Q: What is the difference between a Zionist and a professional criminal?
A: A professional criminal doesn't make up excuses for things he denies doing.
Q: Why did the Zionist cross the road?
A: To occupy the other side.