Saturday, 1 December 2012

SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS: DECEMBER 1, 2012










 

















 
A journalist asks a homeless person, a cult member and a Zionist the same question: "Excuse me sir, what is your opinion on the meat shortage?" 
The homeless person asks, "What is meat?" 
The cultist responds, "What is an opinion?" 
The Zionist demands huffily, "What the hell does 'Excuse me' mean?"

Q: How many Zionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to change the bulb and 7.8 million to accuse Edison, GE, tungsten and electricity of being anti-Semitic.

Q: What is the difference between a Zionist and a professional criminal?
A: A professional criminal doesn't make up excuses for things he denies doing.

Q: Why did the Zionist cross the road?
A: To occupy the other side.























 
I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing.

 

1 comment:

  1. glad for your humour breaks...

    breaks the fetid, rancid perversion of this existence by the talmudvision terrorists...

    would like to see a Sam Kennison

    SCREAMING....

    http://ma-tvideo.france3.fr/video/iLyROoaftYIT.html

    PUT THEM IN TH' EFFFFING OVENS...

    Jesus said that's what you're supposed to do !!!

    It's in the Bible.

    one of my favorite FUN THINGS to do is to {in Public} on camera...

    and this is really fun...

    cause the braindeadgoy to have a

    "COGNITIVE DISSONANCE"...moment

    language and humour....spoken art.

    make your own toons..

    Have fun...

    sincerely,
    Davy

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