Saturday, 2 May 2020

YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 2, 2020

Everything was ready to go three hours ago. A day of collecting, posting, adding notes and links. All ready to go. I hit Post and it all just poofed into cyber space. Again. This is the second time in under a month so it is time for me to reformat this old clunker.


































It certainly looks like an ankle monitor on JT's lower leg. In many photos his trousers bunch in just the right spot to make this seem likely. But that is just conspiracy theorist material until proven to be very true since it is quite a possibility.














Guns like those have more place in Canada than you, Mr. Hussen!














Art not history! Can you imagine trying to get a cat's tail into that thing?


That event is absolutely erased from all Chinese sources behind that commie curtain. This could be very dangerous knowledge for these tourists.














And why not?




























































Would you swim with this reptilian creature?



































































Russian Housewife


















Pacific Northwest Rainforest Wolf























Vegan Hunting Dog











That hair!










We had an aluminum pot similar to this on our woodstove; I remember the pouring, the balance of pouring because the black wooden handle needed stabling. This one has just been scoured; they soot up very quickly. We rubbed ours in the beach sand to keep it sparkling.










Think of all those fine young men lost during the two World Wars, "the flowering youth" gone, an entire generation of the brightest and best dead or broken. And so it continues.











WOW!






One good thing about the lockdown. Children are not exposed to this filth.































Excellent meme.

















































I can relate


For just $200 US you too can have slippers made that are perfect replications of your pet. Yes, seriously.












































HA! Funny stuff.






Apples and oranges. You can have both!





The best relationship advice ever.















Innocence






To Serve Man ~ The Lie of Philanthropy   This video by Amazing Polly is a Must Watch. The above quotes are in reference to the capabilities in 5G and their potential abuses. She discusses our bodies in the technological age and what is in store for us if we don't get smart soon.









The full performance will be posted below.


































Bill Gates' favourite book, one he highly recommends to his followers. Just the title says a lot!


This tweet was enough to blow this old Twitter wit off line.






















Photo shopped but apt.





BINGO!












Dreamboat Bill?










































My sweet lass has promised me first cut when she is up and at it again.


















With the lack of tourism, prides of lions have taken over the roads.


























Back to school in China wearing a "social distancing" art project.






















 A curious young sea lion with his family.





Oh dear!




 They are hiring and training hundreds of thousands of these " contact checkers".











Drool worthy
































I live between two fire stations, a police station, a first responder quarters. EVERY day at 7pm all of the ambulances, fire trucks, etc all go wild honking and so on. TBH it seems a tad over the top by now, not to mention they are tooting their own horns!











A tad too egotistical for me. Medics are still not Gods.


In NZ these magnificent lupins are considered lowly weeds.

2 comments:

  1. Great collection today Noor.

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  2. Thanks for the posts Noor. Over here our media still call our NHS workers over worked. They say nothing about the NHS nurses and workers who have been laid off because they have closed down wards and cancelled operations for for the yet to arrive flood of Covid victims.
    Even the specially built hospitals are still empty.

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