SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 18, 2018

 

Trump does not come across as a dog person, not that I think he dislikes them; however, comparing that Omarosa creature to dogs proves that, as much as he understands human nature, he knows nothing about canine nature!

Here in Victoria, last week, they removed the statue 12 hours ahead of the scheduled announcement, behind a large black cloth so that it was first seen on the ground and prepared for transport. But it was removed before anyone showed up to protest or cheer. The removal was approved in a vote that was not public. I say the moment Trudeau is gone these statues be returned to their places of honour.

Someone did not like the entry sign to Jinnah.

Somewhere in Scotland.

No one else showed up and there was no one else to punch.

Old announcement; interesting image; red star and all. Considering DeBlasio has led Antifa actions in Europe, this is relevant.

You said a mouthful, honey!

Stilton says: " While not the biggest story currently in the public eye, we were drawn to today's topic because it serves as such an effective reminder of what kind of chaos we'd be experiencing on a daily basis if Hillary Clinton had successfully stolen the Presidency.

In this case, an 11-year-old girl in Baltimore who was inspired by Colin Kaepernick decided to "take the knee" during the Pledge of Allegiance to protest racism (she's white) and sexism (there are no 11-year-old female CEOs) and was told by her teacher that she had to stand. Heroically, the girl responded with tears, hysteria, a memorized recitation of the Supreme Court's "Tinker v. Des Moines" ruling, and an outreach to the local ACLU. You know, the way kids have always done.

Hillary, having nothing better to do with her time these days than encourage tiny little drama queens, tweeted "It takes courage to exercise your right to protest injustice, especially when you're 11! Keep up the good work!"

The Baltimore County Public Schools and the ACLU are now debating how best to deal with students "taking the knee" in protest, and it looks like school kids will likely be allowed ~ if not actively encouraged ~ to disrespect the Pledge from now on.

But we can't help but wonder how the school and ACLU will feel the first time a kid in an American flag t-shirt takes the knee to protest the Left's totally unfounded persecution of Trump? Or what if a kid chooses to bend a knee in protest of the illegal immigration which is changing our school systems? Or if we really want to see heads explode, let's watch what happens when a kid kneels to protest the injustice of attacks on 2nd Amendment rights? 

Let us be clear: students don't lose their 1st Amendment rights when they enter a school, but that doesn't mean the school can't dictate the proper time, place, and form that expressions of political opinion should take place in order to minimize disruption and maintain appropriate discipline (which is already in short supply in too many school systems).

We'd say that we're disappointed in Hillary's encouragement of this nonsense, but in truth we're not even surprised. This is, after all, a woman who has never taken an actual stand for America...and who can't keep from falling to her knees unless her arms are supported by Secret Service agents.

Disgraced FBI agent, wife-cheater, and all-around duplicitous a**hole Peter Strzok was recently fired from his position for a few minor infractions like completely stonewalling the Hillary Clinton investigation, and attempting a behind-the-scenes coups of President Donald Trump. All of which sounds like he should be dealing with a wall and a blindfold rather than the inconvenience of filing for unemployment benefits.

And he may not even be doing that, owing to a "Go Fund Me" campaign designed to slip greenbacks into the pocket of "a proud husband and father, a veteran of the US Army and counterintelligence Special Agent who spent more than two decades in a job he loved at the FBI."  Granted, it was time spent subverting justice and screwing the American people. But still, two decades is two decades. Or, according to the President, fourteen decades in Omarosa years.

Which is why Strzok's money grab has generated nearly $350,000 online at the time of this writing. Which isn't surprising. $5 from Bill in Seattle, $15 from Judy in Boston, $250,000 from Hillary in Chappaqua...it all adds up!

But even with the dreadful news stories above, we still pride ourselves on maintaining our glass half full attitude. Although at this very moment, our freaking glass is empty...so we need to splash a little more Clan MacGregor on the rocks. Or, if we're really ambitious, ice cubes.

(((Classic truth)))

(((Fixed it!)))

One of my most loved songs by two of my favourite lady singers. I still rock to it when I am in the pool. Aretha and Annie, two powerful voices.

Here is the PC correct "suitable replacement" for the historical statures of "Old White Men" going up around America. Social feeds are full of people trying to muddle the conversation with liberal acceptance and playing with terminology. 

How the media portrays their concerted attack on Trump.

Erdogan cozying up to Putin?
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How is this NOT MAINSTREAM news?

 Deceased child "Jihadi Junior" and his crazed mother.

The Hitler comparison game is ludicrous. Now everyone seems to be a NOT-SEE be they right or left side of the political spectrum.

Why Putin? Why?

The proud Grandmother of a beautiful baby boy shown here at 23 hours of age.