SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 8, 2018

It's been a slow news week. That doesn't mean things are not going on, it means it is almost impossible to find material to offer on so many things.

Stilton Says: 

The days of December are quickly passing, moving us ever deeper into that beloved time of year when liberal nitwits find hilarious new reasons to be offended by anything and everything related to Christmas.

As a case in point, a hue and cry has been raised against the playfully romantic tune "Baby, It's Cold Outside," owing to interpretations that the song is actually about men drugging women and raping them, then casting them aside (perhaps in the snow) while heading for a warm seat on the Supreme Court.

In recent days the easily offended have also been melting down about the stunning red Christmas trees chosen by First Lady Melania Trump to adorn the White House, the "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" special (because of bullying by the other reindeer), and in all likelihood protesters are taking to the streets because the Three Wise Men didn't also include a "wise Latina."

Then there's the Massachusetts church that has erected a nativity scene with baby Jesus locked in a cage, as a protest against Donald Trump's alleged policy of grabbing newborn saviors at the border and throwing them in the clink. Although frankly, we're betting any kid with a halo who is spotted walking across the Rio Grande will be granted automatic citizenship personally by the President.

There's a lot to be enjoyed about this time of year, including traditions and celebrations both religious and secular. Both of which annoy the heck out of the Left if anyone appears to actually be having fun. So please, progressive snowflakes, just shut your stupid whiny yaps for a few weeks and let the rest of us enjoy ourselves!

Is that cold enough for you...baby?

 

PETA is on a new kick.

Which is why we who expose and speak out are so reviled; they fear what they might have to become aware of.  Or they come from the arrogance of thinking they know a lot when in actuality they come from programming.

Making those red trees a communist statement is possibly one of the most foolish things said regarding the FLOTUS' White House decorations.

Best parenting tip ever! Even worse, make the child throw it into the fire place.

These Victorian wishes of Christmas cheer confuse me. A lot! Are the birds drunk or dead?

 

Is this cartoonist saying that the American Education system is still conservative and not inclusive enough?

A letter from Churchill's physician written to allow him to have alcohol during a visit to America during Prohibition.

Conquest. But, by all means, fear Shariah first and foremost.

They more or less tried it with Obama, grooming him from quite a young age.

BEFORE?

SERIOUSLY?!? This is how they use the death of despicable Daddy Bush to slam Trump. They just cannot help themselves

Not a real tweet. But darn funny.