Friday 23 March 2018

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MARCH 24, 2018



Stilton Says:  Apparently taking umbrage at the notion that Donald Trump may have shamed a porn star by doinking her without a camera crew present, Joe Biden barked to a crowd that if he were back in high school, he'd take Trump behind the gym and "beat the hell out of him."
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Apparently Biden trotted out this line because it was so successful when he previously used it ~ virtually word for word ~ back in 2016. Which is likely the last time he had (or ever will have) what could conceivably pass for an original thought.
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Trump, however, responded with a very measured response on Twitter, combining dignity with a frostbite-cold rebuke of Biden...


Just kidding! That's what we wish Trump had tweeted. Instead, we predictably got this...

 
"He would go down fast and hard, crying all the way"?! We're starting to think that the money being spent on Trump's gravitas lessons is being wasted.

This is my favourite of the week. Just because.







 Respect.
The JMSM is ignoring this hero.











Cheap motels and hotels do very well by these BC standards. 





 Seriously?










I stumbled across a new site with some interesting art although some are dated. This was one. There are quite a few included in today's post. 

And just who is behind this ban? The law itself is Noahide although (((they))) have managed to fully pull Islam into the mess to confuse the world. 

 Another "It person"!
(Remember the "It Girl" phenom from the 1920's?)

Clara was also a member of the tribe.
But she at least LOOKED and ACTED like a woman!

*http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/21/womens-college-instructs-professors-not-to-call-students-women.html

















More Stilton Says:  After putting together the Biden cartoon above, our subconscious (or is it the earwig in our brain?) wouldn't stop spitting out additional punchlines. And these just seemed like too much fun to go unseen...















 Right up the alley for Richard Dawkins!

Nasty creature.
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Einstein discovers that time is, indeed, money.

 Very interesting.


Miranda and her "husband". 

This image seems to have a focus on very large schnozes.  Do you think the artist was on to (((something))) or is this just a coincidence?

Artist Comment: Pesticide and Bees: The European Commission is playing hide and seek with member states regarding a ban on neonicotinoids, and this benefits pesticide manufacturers who keep on killing bees and the environment, Greenpeace claims.







Artist Comment: Hostage Drama: French Flag: Four dead including terrorist gunman after a hostage situation in southern France is neutralized by police.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trebes-siege-live-updates-france-hostages-terror-attack-supermarket-isis-carcassonne-police-latest-a8270006.html




This news pleases me greatly. Now to get HRC!
















 Lose the gun and they will eventually come for your pink scissors.



It is absolutely how they do have the resources to go after pink scissors or internet postings.

This politician really cares about Anglo Saxon lassies. 

God save the Queen! Excellent portrait.


















Just dropping this here.... 



 Better than the last teeny island. Here you can actually grow a garden... walk about a tad.





 Dang! It is always about (((them))).
How much "hidden" truth is in that title? A LOT.








Possibly one of my favourite paintings of all time. Sadly, I cannot find any information about it despite my searching. It was found in a search for Western art on reincarnation.




I checked out Jim's Twitter page to see his latest art. When he began to embrace painting, some of his work was intriguing and showed promise. I remember doing a post about it; I can't find the URL now.  Not to worry, Jim has been terminally afflicted by Trump Derangement Syndrome which has damaged his artist abilities and resulted in filth like the above.









These folks are so joyless. So very bitter at such young ages.

From what I have seen, in passing, this drug is not really safe; the list of potential side-effects was horrific and quite long.


 There. Are. No. Words. Necessary.
























 Ah, the hypocrisy of the JMSM.















This Australian artist, Peter Kreiner, usually leaves a good quote with his images which I usually add here after loading up the graphics. Highly unusual, but when I went back to his site, this image was removed. Just gone. So the story accompanying it is that a Turkish beauty queen faces major charges for a tweet she made back in 2017. Story here:  https://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-security-indictments/ousted-turkish-beauty-queen-may-face-jail-time-over-tweet-idUSKBN1E11PT











Stilton Says:  CBS is already teasing an upcoming 60 Minutes "exclusive interview" with porn star Stormy Daniels, who is dying to tell someone ~ anyone! ~ that she had sex with Donald Trump over a decade before he entered politics.
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The interview, which has already taken place but not aired, was conducted by incisive newsman Anderson Cooper. Who, according to unnamed 60 Minutes sources, was felt to be "the only man for the job" owing to the fact that he wouldn't be staring at Stormy's knockers the whole time.
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We're not entirely sure why this ancient nonsense is even considered a story outside of the undeniably photogenic quality of the aforementioned knockers. Ms. Daniels doesn't claim that she was mistreated, pressured, or harmed in any way during her alleged dalliance...but is angry that she only received a six figure paycheck for keeping her mouth shut, when she now realizes that she can easily get seven figures for opening her mouth. So to speak.
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We don't care about this "story" but we do care about its vile intent: to destroy Donald Trump personally (by putting pressure on his marriage) since he appears to be invulnerable politically.
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That's low, even by the mainstream media's Mariana Trench-depth standards.


With “jewel-tone eyes,” blond hair and a “smattering of light freckles,” Othello looks nothing like most Brazilians, the majority of whom are black or mixed-race. Yet the “Caucasian” American cashier, described in those terms by the Seattle Sperm Bank and known as Donor 9601, is one of the sperm providers most often requested by wealthy Brazilian women importing the DNA of young U.S. men at unprecedented rates. Over the past seven years, human semen imports from the U.S. to Brazil have surged. More HERE.


We are so lucky to have these kids analyzing us so accurately!
















 Note the date. This article came out almost immediately after Mandela died.







The true legacy of all host cities. 















The face of love. And believe me, the children are buying it. Nauseating to read all the praise those two are getting from the media and the children. 








Turks in Afrin





That could be a Trump line actually. 




Very old Bolton caricature.







 This pretty well sums it all up.

Trump lost on this one. You all did. Remove all those non-supportive types in the coming elections! 



1 comment:

  1. I definitely appreciate these weekly cartoons though some are rather painful to take in. It has occurred to me that pro immigrationists who want peoples other than whites to come to Canada and the USA are really sadists. Both nations are filled with white people. Imagine inviting colored people to a place with so many white men! As an act of kindness we should ban people who are not of European descent in the future.

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