MIDWEEK CARTOONS: OCTOBER 24, 2018

All I ask is that you enjoy, share, credit. And continue to enjoy your Autumn before the days get really short and chilly. I suppose Daylight Savings switches over this weekend. Or is it the next?

Somewhere in California.

After the depressing results of the cross-Canada municipal elections, apathy being the greatest problem besides naivete and preferred ignorance, it is clear we have a lot of work to do to bring about change. Just because Ontario had a win with Doug Ford does not mean the path to removing Trudeau and his ilk will be smooth.

A young Montreal couple out on the town. Their business is named Mixed Feces. I am such a proud Canadian. Gotta love the expression on the fellow passing by.

Over packaging. This client ordered one gram of two different types of marijuana. This was the packaging. For TWO grams of weed. The packaging must give warnings, be child proof, contamination proof and also keep the weed dry. Sigh. This is what happens when the government gets involved.

How true this is. 

“Canadians are getting really uneasy about endless waves of third world immigration. What should we do?” 

“Legalize pot. I hear that helps with anxiety.” 

Making Christmas cookie molds. Courtesy of Mike at 90 Miles From Tyranny

The story itself is tragic: a harmless 72-year-old man in India was innocently collecting a few pieces of dried wood when enraged monkeys in a nearby treetop started pelting him with actual bricks ~ sadly with deadly accuracy. The old gentleman died of multiple head and chest injuries, quite possibly with a look of horror on his face that this time more than monkey flop was being flung.

While it might not immediately seem that there is much for us to learn from this incident, other than that monkeys should have to go through background checks and a waiting period before getting their wiry little hands on bricks, we actually think the incident has strong parallels to what is currently happening in our own country.

Specifically, this angry mob of monkeys puts us in mind of the angry mobs of Leftists who are getting increasingly vocal, aggressive, and confrontational in streets, restaurants, and government buildings. Although fortunately, being basement dwellers, most Antifa types have no tree-climbing skills, and lack the upper body strength to actually lift a brick ~ let alone throw it farther than the toe of their Doc Martens.

Consider this: in India, the monkeys are considered sacred and are coddled for their entire worthless lives. Any mischief they get up to, apparently including murder, is quickly forgiven. Besides, how can you tell one monkey from another? Meanwhile in the United States, the Leftists promoting street violence are also products of privilege, raised with neither discipline nor a sense of responsibility. Like the monkeys, they gather in mobs and take efforts to make sure that they all look so much alike that no one can tell them apart.

Then there are the more obvious comparisons, the first of which is that both murderous monkey mobs and Antifa protesters are little assholes who want to raise Hell just for the fun of it, with no ability to actually communicate intelligibly what it is they actually want (other than mayhem). Another is that both groups choose victims who are essentially helpless; as a case in point, just look at the Antifa protester in Portland, Oregon who told a widow that her deceased husband, a police officer killed in the 9/11 attacks, was a "sodomizer" who should "rot in the grave."

Remarkably, this little feces-flinger's attitude changed completely when confronted by an actual alpha male ~ the widow's son. He turned tail and ran, shamed in front of the other anarchy monkeys, and thus unlikely to ever get an opportunity to breed.

There are surely other similarities between the simians and the simpletons, but we don't have enough Jane Goodall in us to bother sorting it all out. Suffice it to say that the potential danger from both kinds of pests will only diminish when people decide they've had enough.

Later today, Donald Trump will be appearing in Houston, Texas to campaign for Ted Cruz, who is in a pitched senatorial battle with Democrat "Beto" O'Rourke ~ a full blooded Irishman who identifies as being Hispanic. Cruz is still enjoying a lead in the polls, despite unprecedented millions of dollars flowing into O'Rourke's campaign from sources outside Texas (and none of which sources want anything good to happen to Texas).

It is not so much their being elderly and White, it is the fact they are corrupt and totally out of touch with the world.

Admit it. You snorted!
That is a little GIRL'S bicycle!

Not good.

It is amazing that Liz is doubling down on her Native American claims.

Meanwhile in Poland.

Sunset reflected in a beaver pond.

For a few weeks now I have been gathering images and information on FGM. The following is a powerful series against this crime. Actually, wherever there is immigration, this goes on. Even our Canadian Prime Minister is soft on the issue despite his so-called feminist stance. Both the Canadian and American flags deserve the following treatment since this barbaric practice goes on in North America far more than most of us might think. 

Everyone agrees that ending the ancient practice of foot-binding in imperial China was  a good thing. Painful, disabling, foot-binding was horrific, yes, but not nearly as dangerous as FGM. I believe that if we could put an end to foot-binding well over a century ago, eradication of FGM is not an impossible goal. This is the type of feminism I believe is important; not going in and changing an entire culture, but ending something so primitive. And keeping it out of my own land!

The patchwork quilt of rural Scotland.

Never ever, ever forget that this is what the fuss is all about.

RIP to a very great scholar, brave man who spoke nothing but truths.

And people wonder why Sarah is on my list of Deplorable Degenerates?  As for CK, the whole thing is beyond nauseating.

These are words of wisdom coming from RC.

Down With Lithpth!

It is partly a generational thing but I have had to do some fast studying to understand this NPC situation that is raging. I mean, we all know the Left cannot meme and are, by their very nature, afraid to be amusing without vitriol; not a gamer, I had to learn the origins of NPC then collect some examples to best understand. Here is some of the material I found. 

Jack is not immune to treatment. Twitter is now purging those who share links to material by Alex Jones. I don't care so much about Jones so much as this excessive censorship. This is extremely heavy handed.

This kickback from some wag on the Left is pretty funny.

The JMSM accuses Trump of fear-mongering over the immigrant hordes approaching the Southern borders. Then they ignore the thousands of criminals from other nations trying to slip into America as part of this mass of invaders.