YOUR WEDNESDAY CARTOONS: JANUARY 9, 2019

Only 9 days into the year, winter is firmly ensconced and politics are already heated. Trump spoke from the Oval Office this evening with passion and simplicity, or as the Democrats like to say, scare tactics and fear mongering. The reactions of Nancy and Chuck I haven't heard; I was too distracted by the 6 gazillion pounds of makeup and fake colour on their corpse-like faces. 

In today's offerings you will find pro-Wall quotes made previously by Democrats who now oppose the very idea of a Wall. 

Actually, this has been a big political story for millennia but has only really heated up over the past few centuries, accelerating greatly since the Bolshevik Revolution. But in truth, this battle began with the Tower of Babel and won't end until we finish the perpetrators off once and for all.

Hawking environmentalism/Communism

This 60's Liberal figured things out a long time ago. I ain't this kind of Grandma at all, much to the dismay of my family because of course we have all reversed our positions over the decades! Now THEY are the liberal ones and I am the misunderstood conservative.

This .gif from the interior of an enormous sewer system should suffice as my response.

 

This might be their elitist outlook upon Canadians but naive is more to the point. Apathetic perhaps. Hockey and maple syrup drunk. But not weak. Canadians are potentially a sleeping giant  once they understand, if they can be brought to see it, the truth of what is being done to this great nation they have been purposefully lulled into taking for granted.

 Bingo!

To be honest, there is nothing wrong with this fraud dancing around on a rooftop in the Bronx when she was younger. My problem is that she is a fraud. Period.

Thank you, Mr. Perloff.

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Flugennock says: 

In the midst of all the manufactured Betomania, the Left has done nothing more than point out something that’s a matter of pubic record ~ Beto O’Rourke’s staggeringly less-than-progressive voting record ~ and the Democratic Party leadership is instantly filling every pair of BVD’s in the dresser, screeching about being “attacked” by people who simply aren’t buying into the empty hype over a guy who couldn’t beat Ted Cruz. The DNC elites bust their asses inside out to make this rich-ass old skater boy happen, and all the Left can do is to point out that his voting record sucks on toast. Dirtbags. What gall. How very dare they.

Rock on, Rashida.

Immediately following House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's straight-faced (or perhaps overly-Botoxed) pledge that her party would conduct all future political business with "respect" for the opposing side, a new Muslim Congresswoman from Michigan (we believe she represents Dearbornistan) jubilantly declared of President Trump, "We're going to impeach that motherf*cker!"

Rashida Tlaib has refused to apologize for her gutter language (seriously, does she pray to Allah with that mouth?!) and Nancy Pelosi finds no fault with the statement, categorizing it as a "generational" use of language ~ apparently under the belief that everyone in Tlaib's generation is a trash-talking shithead. Which, we'll concede, is a possibility.

We'll admit that we were particularly taken aback by Ms. Tlaib's language owing to her Muslim heritage (what kind of Mickey Mosque house of worship is she attending, anyway?), considering the highly kinetic ways in which that culture frequently disciplines women for public displays of obscenity. Or showing their faces.

Donald Trump tweeted that Representative Tlaib's comments had "dishonored her family," perhaps as a wink-wink, nudge-nudge reference to how that particular crime is sometimes handled by the Sharia branch of the religion of peace.

Clearly, though, only minutes after being sworn in, Tlaib has already dishonored the House of Representatives and the constituents who sent her to Washington. And we would say that she's dishonored the Democrat party if that were still even remotely possible.

But free speech, even when offensive, should remain free. Which is why we share this final thought from our good friend Johnny Optimism...

Bet he just had a bath, too!

Brag time. When my older daughter did this test she was first in her school. I had no idea it was this relatively big a deal! Interesting to note that #39 is a nation that brags constantly of its brilliance and contributions to the world. Yeah. 

CRUCIAL insight here.

Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

London. WW2. Milk delivery! Keeping it normal.

Wonderful to see Kosher being included in this ban. This will unite the Jewish and Muslim populations in their fight against what they perceive as a mutually shared injustice. We saw this happen when circumcision is being threatened in California several years ago. Once that was cleared up, they all returned to normal hostilities. Because it was brought in so insidiously, most people are completely unaware that their food bill is effected by Kosher rules including slaughter. It is a large international business for rabbis and businesses in general. Kosher was slipped into the West unnoticed; the attention given Halal is more public.

It is a very tough path to follow if you remain true to the journey.

Entertainers then and now.

21st Century Jihadism

I had to check to be sure but Marilyn did actually say that according to sources.

This tweet closed down a very insightful account last year. This sort of sharing is definitely verboten.

The Democrats did not say a word about this murder; it goes against the Wall dialogue they are pushing. An illegal shooting a beautiful young father hours after this photo taken on Christmas Day is not good for Democrat arguments so they pretend it never happened.

Trump Tetris

An open pioneer kitchen. Imagine life without our modern conveniences including running water. People who complain about the world today should remember that, on the whole, health is so much better, appliances make things easier, the human race is so much better off.