SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 25, 2017

This is possibly the most relevant cartoon of the week ~ in these days of social media assassinations when one misspoken phrase can be tweeted around the world by an enemy and can result in the ruination of a life's dedicated work. Read the tragic story of 72-year old British scientist Nobel Laureate Sir Tim Hunt, destroyed by vicious feminazis.  Seriously, no mercy with these madwomen.

These are not facts you will ever find in the JMSM. And certainly Anderson or Wolf would never speak of such matters.

AN ODE TO LIBERAL LUNACY

by Tony Olson

If you’re like me . . . it’s probably been an entertaining year

Full of liberal lunacy, hypocrisy, and fear.

There’s been so many “episodes”, it’s easy to forget.

Luckily, they’ve all been logged upon the internet.

The circus added one more ring when Donald got the nod

To represent the GOP . . . the libs cried “Oh my God.”

The media assured them there’s no way that Trump could win

So they sat back on their parent’s couch, enamored by the spin.

Election Day was coming . . . entertainment getting slow,

Thank God the folks in Hollywood maintained the status quo.

A host of A-list wannabes began to trickle forth,

And told us that if Trump should win . . . they’d all be headed north.

When Donald passed two-seventy . . . and victory was at hand,

A Trump-induced psychosis sprouted up in Liberal land.

The fireworks were cancelled, and purveyors of fake news

Were left to invent reasons why their candidate would lose.

They blamed it all on Comey, then they blamed a Russian hack

A dog that ate their homework, and of course . . . the men in black.

A unicorn, a sasquatch, and a faulty Gallup Poll

Next . . . they’ll blame the shooter who was on the grassy knoll.

Those celebs that promised egress . . . failed to adhere

We waited for the moving trucks, which never did appear.

Yes, not a star left Hollywood, although we wished it so,

Despite the fact that Rush and Sean would pay for them to go.

So now we’re stuck with Miley, and we’re stuck with Barbra too,

Several washed-up actors . . . and the women of The View.

We still have Maddow’s meltdowns, and Sharpton’s brand of hate.

And, we still have Lena Dunham . . . though she’s lost a little weight.

In Congress, you can bet there’s more than one defective gene.

Just climb on board the crazy train with Nancy and Maxine.

They often make me wonder just how awesome it would be,

If parts of California could just slide into the sea.

I’m watching Liberal journalists like Cooper, Wolf, and Tapper, Spew the Leftist mantra . . . as their careers go down the crapper.

Deplorables will have their fun with Liberal rank and file,

Watching rats abandon ship when Clinton goes on trial.

When Debbie left the DNC, I thought we’d lost our clown.

Then, from the state of Idaho, came Sally Boynton Brown.

The DNC will be reborn, no matter what it takes.

And the mix will look like cereal . . . with fruit loops, nuts, and flakes.

Then, I saw the women’s march, a feministic treat.

I watched with fascination as they spilled into the street.

Among the more disturbing sights were “lady” Democrats

Who dressed up as vaginas . . . others wore their “kitty” hats.

An incoherent Ashley Judd paraded ‘round a stage

Saying all those “nasty women” should demand a higher wage.

Then ranting about blood-stained sheets upon those women’s bed. 

Somewhere a doctor’s wondering why he took her off her meds. 

Madonna parked her walker to begin her caustic din,

Dreams of blowing up the Whitehouse as senility sets in.

Even in her senior years . . . the party never ends.

She dances ‘round her nursing home in Vera Wang Depends.

The Liberals, you must admit, have done some crazy things.

It’s fun to see them come unhinged as Donald pulls the strings.

So, if you feel you need a shot of petulance and mirth,

Sit back and watch the Liberals, it’s the greatest show on earth.

Ah, yes, the EU and its many problems, emphasis on Ms. LePen, a woman who wishes to remove ALL symbols of every religion off the face of the planet and is, sadly, backtracking on her promises to end dual citizenship.

 If you can translate this, I would be most grateful. 

Fake News anyone?:

And they ALL hate Trump. They are all sworn to his destruction asap. Trump needs to bypass these folks and set up his own station where he can hold daily briefings to the people. They will never hear the truth from the JMSM.

I am not sure what the message is here. I have my own interpretation but perhaps the artist is more liberal and empathetic about these things. Me? I see total satire at this whole unnatural process and the ensuing legal problems that go hand in hand with gender based politics. Psychological liberal abuse and medical criminality are hardly amusing, especially to the victims.  

Greece is about to have another financial crisis in the very near future as it becomes impossible for this country to meet its EU shares again. More fun for Angela.

This is a little collection called War and Peace: 

Guns:

 *****

When this cartoon was originally posted, there was outcry about the breasts on the creature down in the lower right. The aritst has misted them over in compliance, but here you get to see his original interpretation of Teddy Kennedy in hell and happening to possess rather large mammaries.  

Some cartoon sites are now beginning to receive complaints about the horrendous hatred pouring out on Donald Trump. Also they are being targeted for the filth of the cartoons, a matter I have mentioned here before. The amount of bodily waste and filth around Trump cartoons has been nauseating and definitely proof of the Judaic fascination with bodily waste that has infiltrated our culture over the past decades. I have already noticed a change in their contents; proof that we can be heard. 

To read more: Killing Teddy' Kennedy's Man-Boobs in Hell

(((Barbara Lerner Specter))) must be so proud of herself!

The world lost a great man when Libya's strongman, the visionary Qadaffi, was assassinated. His predictions came true within days of his passing ~ and once he was gone, there was no one left to hold back the hordes that were, in most cases, previously happy Libyans in a beautiful country. Now there is war torn strife and an endless supply of people trying to escape Africa.

I won't be watching. The Walking Dead is on and is so much more honest and real than these award shows. Never in my 68 years have I sat through a full award show. 

Mr. Trump really is trying to do just this. Why else is there so much effort to destroy him? He has not drained the swamp well enough and is, basically, on his own in a very hateful environment that only wants him dead. 

This was before the inauguration. These people have been on a heavy recruiting drive to disrupt and destroy Washington DC on May 1 this year. See the George Takei invitation further down. Seriously that little twerp should have stayed on the USS Enterprise. Like the disgraced Milo, (another twisted victim of pedophilia) he is a vocal proponent of the older man/younger boy relationships.

One person CAN make a difference! Milo was taken down by a young liberal Canadian girl. 

Artist Comment: So, Liberals are telling us that the media who lied to us since forever are the friends of the People now, and so are the CIA. OK, whatever, Sparky.  Aaaaaaaa-aand, that’s all I’ve got for you on this hot mess right now, folks.

 Bingo!

Artist Dees' note: Gold, Silver, Bitcoin: Financial Rockstars Lately? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTepj_6L-M0&t=32s 

Artist David Dees commemorates the tragic death of these magnificent beasts.

Hundreds of Whales Wash Up on New Zealand Beaches

And then there is the developing Oroville Dam situation in norther California. The ONLY sorta decent thing about this problem is that one cannot blame Trump for the mess. 

But President Trump IS in a position to put an end to the chemtrails that are creating many of these disastrous weather problems. 

 Please enlarge.

Remember Hurrican Katrina? I just stumbled across this old piece from a Louisianna newspaper: 

Bush Diverted Levee-Building Funds to Iraq War, Tax Cuts 

THIS is my favourite of the week. Beautifully detailed, every character tells a complete story ~ each man is fully aware that he is in deep doodoo with the Boss.

Mike Pence is already considering playing LBJ to Trump's JFK and becoming #46. This cannot be allowed to happen. 

Get back on the Enterprise, Sulu. Set co-ordinates for the nearest Black Hole and dive in.

The tragic thing is, Trump speaks the truth. And now for a section on the incessant war between President Trump and the hateful liberal media. 

Nice attempt to blame the Swedish riots on Trump. When he spoke of those riots, I had already been hearing of them taking place. 

The word is Obama is behind these disrupted town hall meetings but I have not verified this.