SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 29, 2018

Before you delve into this massive whack of cartoons and commentary, let me wish you all the best wishes for the coming year. Because I missed posting over Christmas, being too busy having a wonderful time with family, there are 301 images in this particular posting! 

Yes, the above encapsulates how most of us are feeling, but we must still approach the coming challenges, and they will be many ~  especially in a Canada where we are facing an opportunity to oust our most unpopular "leader" in history. Let us make this happen! 

This past year, personally, I have become a first time Grandmother and discovered love like I never knew existed; lost a lot of weight and begun to live as a smaller, frailer being. Who knows what comes next? Perhaps getting fitter now that there is less to move around! 

I want to thank everyone who comes around to see the cartoons I post, and even more heartily those who kindly comment and leave messages. Despite the world around us, may you keep your live fulfilling and rich. There are signs of hope around us as we have all seen for the past while. What will become of the Yellow Vest movement?

As a Canadian, weeping for my country under its current destructive administration, I will do what I can to bring about Trudeau's downfall in the 2019 elections. My nation is being destroyed in the very same way, along the same pattern as Sweden was, beginning back in the 1990's when that nation began its downfall. Sweden was considered to be a blueprint for a future feminized Canadian government, something we are told we currently have in place by our unqualified PM. 

But no matter how horrific things seem to be politically, I always have the love of my slobbering, infant grandson to remind me of the things that really matter and WHY I persist in the things I do and say. 

I would like to also thank all the cartoonists and artists from around the  world whose work I present to you all every week.

May 2019 be, despite the current odds, be over-flowing with blessings and warmth for each and every one of you!

Stilton Says: "It is a truth universally acknowledged," as Jane Austen once said, "that no one gets a damn thing done between Christmas and New Year's." That happens to be our opinion too, and you're seeing the results of it right now. Oh, we TRIED to come up with a fun topical cartoon and witty commentary, but at the moment the interior of our holiday-wracked skull is rather like a conch shell- filled only with the distant sound of breaking waves and a whiff of rotting fish.

Among the stories that couldn't quite get our pulse racing, the mainstream media raked President Trump over the coals for not giving our troops a holiday visit, after which it was revealed that he and the First Lady were visiting troops in a war zone, after which the media congratulated themselves for "shaming" him into it. It was subsequently revealed that the trip had been in the planning stage long before, at which point the mainstream media offered sincere apologies. Just kidding! They simply changed their stories to claim that they'd been complaining about Trump not visiting the troops for months and months, so their claims of shaming him into decency are still applicable. Which is why we think CNN and MSNBC should join forces in a new network called STFU.

The stock market might have made for an interesting post if we, or anyone else, could figure out what the hell it's actually doing. On Christmas Eve, the market took another huge nosedive. The day after Christmas, the market came roaring back with its biggest one day gain ever. The day after that (which is when we're writing this) the market was way down again - assuring that this will officially be the worst December for Wall Street since the Great Depression. Albeit with fewer intestines on the sidewalks. (Note: subsequent to our writing this paragraph, the market crept upward again, more or less making Thursday a "break even" day.)

Meanwhile, the (ahem) "government shutdown" continues with virtually no one actually noticing or caring much. It turns out that the "non-essential" employees of the government are pretty much exactly that, and the non-essential things that they don't do very well at the best of times aren't much missed by the general public.

Democrats, preparing to take over the House of Representatives in January, have announced an ambitious slate of new spending bills (Medicare For All!) and other initiatives (Guns For None!), none of which amounts to actual news, and none of which requires commentary from us beyond opining that the Dems should spend some quality time with a rolling donut.

And so we find ourselves reluctantly surrendering to the ennui of this Twilight Zone-ish "week between." But be of good cheer: Monday will bring our epic annual "year in review" edition of Stilton's Place, followed by another 12 months of fresh idiocy!

This would be my very naturally naive and innocent Old Stock Canadian parents.

Oh dear, what a shame.Woos. 
How would/could he take a bullet for his country?

Read: The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation: Serving Canada or Islamists?

Visitors to this blog know that the traitor and his Somali gangster made this happen. If the media mentioned it at all, they did so in glowing terms, presenting this as a great opportunity.

Trudeau is ready to kill the financial backbone of the nation in his war against Canada.If Alberta follows through on this, my own province, British Columbia, would be left hanging all alone, forced to be part of  the crazy town known as Liberal West Coast America.

Trudeau in Mali. Who wore it better?

And who taught Justy that duckface?

Two of the three Trudeau sons were born by Caesarean sections planned for Christmas Day. At the time I knew PET was setting up a dictatorship/emperor-ship.

See the official UN document HERE.

Sorry. Not sorry.

I want this!

The perfect analogy for life and politics today.

And there'sssss Hillary!

Chuckle.

Uncanny!

Sigh. Trump cannot win no matter what he does. Meanwhile FLOTUS gets flack because she wore army style boots! A few weeks ago Mooch was celebrated for her ungodly yellow concoction with thigh high glitter boots of dubious taste. Haters gonna hate. 

I believe, when Trump first announced he was running and Melania was reticent about moving to Washington, DC, or when she said she was not thrilled about becoming FLOTUS (back when he announced), she knew EXACTLY what she would be facing from these creatures of hate. 

They denounced Trump for not visiting the troops, then he surprises them by doing so as their reprimands hit the press. So now they still try to slam him and his family out of spite.

Gun ownership seems to have become more gender neutral by Liberal terms! Look at the happy ladies in these photos, no stuffed dolls for them!

How GMOs sneak into our diet undetected unless one is both knowledgeable and scrupulous about reading labels.

Do I HAVE to point out the fact that this cartoon is by a (((cartoonist))) who puts the interests of another nation before those of America, where he lives on the (surprise!) West Coast. Anti-semitic golems, golems, everywhere!

Such a powerful observation.

Another successful Liberal experiment.

 The year in review.

As you know, I simply love log cabins. Here we have a charming Russian log cabin built around 1909 in the Art Nouveau style. Entrancing. 

 Vlad is batting those baby blues at Chuckie Schumer. I wonder just what they are discussing.

 Just the other evening driving my ex....

 I will just drop this here. My only comment is, what a tacky bedding pattern!

Now THIS is a Wall!

Brian Kolfage, Iraqi War Veteran, the man who began the Go Fund Me the Wall. I am still wondering how they managed to get that shot of his infant son!

Like a  majority of those American citizens who voted to elect President Donald J Trump, we voted for him to Make America Great Again. President Trump’s main campaign promise was to BUILD THE WALL. And as he’s followed through on just about every promise so far, this wall project needs to be completed still.  

As a veteran who has given so much, 3 limbs, I feel deeply invested to this nation to ensure future generations have everything we have today. Too many Americans have been murdered by illegal aliens and too many illegals are taking advantage of  the United States taxpayers with no means of ever contributing to our society. 

I have grandparents who immigrated to America legally, they did it the correct way and it's time we uphold our laws, and get this wall BUILT!It’s up to Americans to help out and pitch in to get this project