YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: MARCH 2, 2019

How did February fly by so quickly? How is it we are into spring already? Suddenly winter is almost over and daffodils are pushing up everywhere. I am almost sad to put away my new winter coat but can live with it, although that might actually take a few weeks if activities include walking the shores. 

Today a neighbour gave away her life collection of belongings. Beautiful things. She was just tired of keeping all this "stuff" in her home. She kept saying, "I am not a girly girl" as she gave up everything including family jewellery. I nabbed some fine Inuit soapstone carvings, small wooden hand-carved beasties, and some vintage jewellery. It was interesting watching the complacent little old ladies in this building, all very typical folks, push and get aggressive over some of the items. It shocked me when one lovely old girl snapped "That's MINE!" when I touched a lovely cloisonne box full of very fine crystals. I can only wonder why someone would just decided to get rid of almost everything they own though.

Anyhow. It is late and I am tired. I want to thank everyone for their comments. For some reason I am having trouble being able to comment anywhere since I reformatted. I can type everything necessary in, then nothing shows. It disappears. That includes here on my own blog! So I cannot respond to comments left until I clear this up. But keep leaving them! They make my day. Let me know what you think about whatever is on your mind or what is offered here.

Today that includes the usual topics ~ communism, democrats, the Cohen farce, abortion, North Korea. Lots of frivolous this week. 

In the meantime, be well. Back next week!

I doubt Trudeau would ever think such a thing; his ego is monumental.

Amazing what passes for math. It was suggested to me that, since math already becomes extremely complicated as you move up in skills, it is a good thing to aim for simplicity while it is possible. This unnecessary complicating of basic mathematics is counter productive.

This image will be shown often here. It is a good reference in terms of AOC; although, in her utter ignorance, she would insist he did not "do" Communism correctly. Her comment that "we are in power and you are just the cheap seats" shows how easily she could join the ranks of Stalin.

Stilton says:

Some might accuse us of making a cheap joke by mocking Alibaba Ocrazio-Corkboardz yet again, but there's actually nothing cheap about it.  Because the American Action Forum just tallied up the expenses associated with the freshman Congresswoman's "Green New Deal" and come up with a final cost of $93 trillion.

Of which, the amount you'll personally owe will be between $361,010 and $653,010 over a 10 year period. Which might sound like a lot of money, but in fairness is less than a tenth of what you'll receive from Netflix in return for the rights to your inspiring life story. Well, if you're a wild-eyed young socialist who can't do math.

If, on the other hand, you're a typical American who actually works for money, those sums may be somewhat more difficult to come up with since, during that same 10 year period, your home and workplace will both be demolished ~ eventually to be replaced with more energy-efficient structures built by illegal workers with union-mandated siesta times.

But at least the fossil fuel-free future will be bright for our children and grandchildren. Or would be, if we were allowed to have any. Because AOC (as she is called) has also suggested that humans stop procreating owing to the adverse effect those damn babies will have on climate change.

Meaning, to paraphrase "The Princess Bride," every aspect of her Green New Deal is literally "inconceivable."

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Not sure why I posted these but, to be honest, I cracked up when I read them. Such "deep THOTs" from these women.

As I will say until people get it, there is a LOT of energy being spent on making a hero and big figure of this clown woman. She is being made into a heroine for small kids and impressionable young. They don't know any better than to swallow her bilge.

Laugh all you want; but never discount her potential for power. She believes her own press, the one that Soros pays to build her up.

Clever and so true.

I found some funny Renoir paintings that were updated to today. They are scattered about in various categories. Here we have his painting of Bill Clinton.

 

SOURCE: Infanticide is not a humorous topic so forgive me for including this here, but this is something I feel strongly about. I use the proper title for this article bur would prefer it was Infanticide is Just the Beginning of Communism. There are many solid long-term nations on the planet who are socialist and infanticide is just not part of the agenda. I think of the Socialist Scandinavian countries such as Norway or Denmark.

Infanticide is Just the Beginning of Socialism

The list of morally bankrupt Democrats running for president in 2020 is beyond comprehension. 

These socialist crackpots promise equality for the masses, but they never mention it’s at the expense of freedom, liberty, and individual rights. Freedom and individual rights cannot exist in a government that takes bread from the mouths of those who earned it to give it to those who haven’t, and that’s what Democrat socialists propose. And individual rights cannot exist in a government that denies the right to life to the most vulnerable and helpless ~ infants. But, that’s what these Democrat socialists support..

Moreover, they all voted against the Born Alive Abortion Survivors Act under the pretense of protecting women’s rights. Who would have thought that murdering infants would one day become someone’s right? Infanticide is a symptom of a diseased nation, infected with godless socialism, that has lost its moral compass. People who approve of murdering infants, embrace self gratification at the expense of others, have no morals or human compassion. They lack empathy for others, and despite any superficial differences in their socialist ideology, they all lack a moral compass.

While these socialists promise to bring equality and a share of the wealth to the masses, they hide the fact that equality in socialism means the masses are equally poor and oppressed. Equality is nothing more than a hollow word socialists use to mislead the masses. What equality means to socialists is everyone is dependent on the state for survival, no one can oppose them, and everyone is equally poor and oppressed except them ~ the wealthy socialist (Communist) ruling class.

In socialism, citizens always end up being the property of the state to do with as state bureaucrats and leaders decide, and that’s the main problem with socialism. Once the population is totally dependent on the socialist government for survival, how long will it take this bunch of socialist Democrats to decide that the elderly, sickly and incapacitated are unworthy of the cost to keep them alive?

In addition, the socialist idea of equality requires abolishing individual rights as well as abolishing ownership of private property, censoring speech and criminalizing all political and ideological expression except their own. Any speech they don’t like will be outlawed as hate speech.

Furthermore, socialists are no better than Stalin or Hitler. Their idea of government is just as oppressive and inhumane, and their approval and support of infanticide is proof of that. Anyone who would approve of murdering infants is inhumane, amoral and void of empathy. Socialists would not blink an eye at the idea of euthanizing anyone who opposes their ideology or anyone they deem unworthy of life. Just ask one these socialists if they deem infants worthy of life.

For the record, socialism is a mental disease that infects the minds of people who lack morals. One of the symptoms of the disease is a lack of empathy or feelings for others. Socialists prey on those who are ignorant enough to believe that they have charitable hearts and care about their well being. 

Nothing could be further from the truth. Socialists have no charity in their hearts because charity is an expression of empathy. Charity is a Christian ideal and it’s based on religious morality. It’s the same morality that teaches us that taking another human’s life is evil and unacceptable. If they have no empathy for infants, does anybody really believe they have any empathy for the masses?

Moreover, socialists have no feelings of empathy and therefore, they do not have an ounce of care or charity in them. Charitable people work for their own bread, and they are willing to share what they earned with those less fortunate, out of the goodness of their hearts. Governments do not have hearts. If there’s no goodness in the people running the government, then the government is heartless. Socialist governments are always heartless because the people who run them are heartless.

However, these socialists want us to believe that they want to create a more charitable and equitable government by stealing bread from others who earned it, and by murdering those they deem unworthy of life. Only the heartless would deem infants unworthy of life and refer to pregnancies as a disease in order to degrade the sanctity of human life. In their eyes, a baby is a disease no better than a virus. How long will it take them to decide that other groups of people are no better than a virus?

By the way, socialists never share their own money with the less fortunate. They keep everything they take from others for themselves. There’s a word for their ideology and it’s called covetousness, and covetousness is a characteristic of socialism.

Finally, there is no such thing as equality when people are forced to live under an oppressive government, run by amoral socialist leaders and bureaucrats. Socialism in Soviet Russia resulted in political purges, mass murder, enslavement in gulags and war. That’s what socialism brings to the masses, and that’s what socialism will bring to America.

Infanticide (genocide) is just the beginning of Communism. When the next night of the long knives purges most of the socialist politicians who helped create the socialist tyranny, we will will know that America has been transformed into another Bolshevik Russia. And that’s what socialists want to fundamentally transform America into.

 

When we drove to our cottage in a Hudson back in the 1950's and '60's there were no seatbelts. Not even this superior contraption! My brothers wrestled around in the back while I huddled in the corner and pretended they did not exist. Once in awhile a parent up front with the latest infant would tell them to settle down; that would last a few minutes. If we were lucky they would fall asleep but that was rare.

Major advice/wisdom.

The question everyone in America should be asking right now. 

Politicians and alleged newscasters have been shocked, shocked, by the carefully choreographed Congressional testimony of prison-bound, disbarred, sleazeball former Trump attorney, Michael Cohen.

Disclaimer: we haven't really trained our laser-like focus on said testimony because (and we want to put this as delicately as possible) circle-jerks may be fun for participants but offer very little to outside observers.

To the best of our nearly nonexistent knowledge, Cohen hasn't produced a single substantive charge against Trump, other than to allege that the President is egotistical, sometimes uses bad language, puzzlingly finds porn stars and Playboy playmates attractive (and would rather that his wife not find out), that he's a wheeler-dealer, and that he believes some starving, corrupt, disease-ridden countries are "shitholes."

Of course, Cohen has hinted at much more and much worse. Which could be really problematic if hints from a serial liar carried any legal weight. But they don't. Still, that hasn't prevented pointless exchanges like this during testimony: 

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: Is it possible that (Trump's) whole family is conflicted or compromised with a foreign adversary in the months before an election?

Cohen (reading from script): Yes.

Wow! And is it possible that Debbie Wasserman-Schultz uses still-warm pureed fetuses in the shower to make her hair wavy? Also yes! Isn't "possible" a wonderful word?

The Left gleefully believes that if Donald Trump can be proven guilty of anything ~ no matter how slight ~ that by extension he's guilty of everything and can be impeached and removed from office. But they're forgetting that for many of us who voted for Trump, his character flaws have been known from the start and weren't considered disqualifiers for the filthy, stinking job that absolutely needed doing. And which he's doing pretty darn well.

Oh this looks so good! Cranberries and fruit make everything so much better.

Lucky is the child with such a parent.

Oprah bought Weight Watchers and suddenly there were big plans and improvements. Not so much. The advertising is new-age obnoxious with songs about "Come worship me" and Oprah is now $58 million in the hole while the business struggles to survive. Oprah sold all her stocks and got out before the whole thing collapses.

Porklution: Economic development comes at a hefty price for China’s environment. 90 percent of all ocean plastic is carried by just 10 rivers, eight of which are found in Asia ~ and the Yangtze river in China is by far the worst culprit. Interesting how North Americans are being sapped by "carbon taxes" because they are told they are responsible for the mess.

An oldie but a goodie.

Thanks again, Mr. James Perloff, for so many images this week.

Those lovely icons of delicate American femininity, the Kardashian sisters. Is it just me or does the one in the red look like a transgender? All looking slutty in fabrics that make them more naked than appearing in their skin alone.

The women look disgusted. The twit is proud. How can he possibly feel this was an honest win? They just announced that men who merely IDENTIFY as women can now compete in the women's games at the Olympics. No surgery, no meds, nothing, just identify as a female! Why don't these people play with their own DNA sex and become "the first woman to win a MAN's sport?"

Speaking of Jussie Smollett style hoaxes, this one makes his look pretty innocent. This FTM sex activist burned her own home, killing her pets, and passed it off for quite some time as a hate crime. Nikki Joly, transgender activist, appears in Circuit Court in Jackson, Michigan, in front of Judge John McBain on Friday, Feb 1, 2019, and is granted a continuance. Joly is charged with arson in connection with a fire in his home that killed five pets.

Another delicate flower.

Always referred to as "children" never "boys".

We sincerely applaud entertainer Bill Porter for wearing a stunning tuxedo-gown to this year's Oscar Awards ceremony. Not because it's a great look for every guy (though Porter actually pulls it off pretty well), but because we think this single photo is the perfect negation of the falsified image of a dangerously racist and homophobic America which was recently propagated by Jussie Smollet and legions of Fake News people, celebrities, and social justice warriors.

The reality is that our nation is more accepting than any other on Earth. And when a gay black man can wear a gown to a prestigious public event while accompanied by his husband without fear of reprisal, it's because, in the words of Rhett Butler, "frankly, the American people don't give a damn."

That's actually worth celebrating, and not the worst possible finish for an otherwise regrettable Black History Month.

While the Left was busy trying to sabotage the President of the United States, the President himself was in Vietnam trying to strike a nuclear disarmament deal with North Korea's Kim Jong Un.

It is "possible" (we told you we like that word!) that Kim was aware of the attempted stateside tar-and-feathering of Mr. Trump, and decided that it would give him a leg up at the bargaining table. Which is why, when the vicious little despot announced that he wasn't willing to put anything substantive on the bargaining table, he was probably shocked by Trump's announcement that the summit was over and that he was leaving immediately without even staying for the fancy diplomatic lunch.

Frankly, we think Mr. Trump handled this situation perfectly. There was never any guarantee of a deal, but Trump at least brought Kim to the table and, once the situation became clear, made him look like a petulant little jackass.

Compare this to the years of ineffectual ass-kissing we saw from Barack Obama (with North Korea and especially Iran), and we're definitely putting this one into the "win" category for the President.

"The Race" by Renoir

Renoir paints young Trump and his mother in the kitchen.

Brilliant suggestion!

It is interesting to note that, despite pedophilia being accepted and rampant in Talmudic and Islamic circles, these things are ignored and ALL hatred is poured onto the Catholic Church. Cartoonists are afraid to draw attention to these religions other than some serious nods to child brides and FGM. I have never seen anything like this when a rabbi has been convicted of abuse as so many are; those get buried and rarely reach the attention of gentiles. 

I believe that the Pope is part of the plot to destroy the Church in order to pave the way for his One World Religion that is to be ruled from the Vatican. After all, before becoming Pope he was involved in many pedophile scandals in South America.

Some people are calling for the complete disintegration of the Catholic religion due to these pedophile priests.

Thanks, Mike at 90 Miles From Tyranny. This photo is stunning.