YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: JULY 20, 2019

May your summer be progressing beautifully and all be well with you and yours. It is late here, almost midnight, and I am trying to get this out on time. For once. The problem is, I swam far too long and far too hard earlier today and am paying for it at the moment and really am more than ready to sleep. This woos hates aching muscles which I have aplenty thanks to overdoing it. Once the tunes are going it seems I just don't want to stop. No pain no gain has never ever been my motto but my thighs are reminding me ....

As for the news? Really. There is little to say because too much is being said, not enough being done. The Squad as those creatures enforced upon us all is front and center of much debate. I won't waste anyone's time on explaining my position here but I do support the American President in his words towards the unpatriotic vitriol these women spew constantly. That, after years of Democratic "resistance" these ungrateful creatures come along with their griefs, he finally addresses them and all hell explodes. As usual, I will let the pictures do the talking. 

Please do enjoy! 

Major "nailed it" moment!

KLM is under fire because, as per policy, they asked an American mother to please cover her child as she nursed on the flight. The mother was not happy and took to social media. Uproar and all the usual foolishness over what should just be common decency!

They might be eating canned tuna for dinner after all.

I don't know a single soul who would agree with this statement!

Yes. His pants split wide. Kind of a woosy physique, wouldn't you say?

Both sun and moon gracing the skies, a special time.

The following event was cancelled once local parents got wind of it. They were "neo Nazis" and did not like the idea of no guardians or parents allowed. The creep behind this event is your basic "civil rights nightmare pervert", an intact trannie type who specializes in destroying small businesses. He chooses new Canadian or Immigrant women who operate waxing businesses from their homes usually to women of own people. He presents them with all of his male apparatus demanding a full wax, always against their religious beliefs and natural modesty. When they refuse, he sues the heck out of them and they lose their businesses. 

I recently found tweets from this creature before it decided to be a woman with man parts and they were most disturbing. Mothers in British Columbia, if you have daughters on the BC ferry system, don't let them go to the bathrooms alone. He is into young girls especially into teaching them "womanly hygiene" and defends his desire to educate. 

Professional pest and destroyer of livelihoods of women he specifically targets, all in the name of "human rights". One Toronto newspaper actually is taking him very seriously and attempting to legitimize this filthy creatures actions.

There are only Losers in the Sad Saga of Jessica Yaniv

Stilton Says:

To paraphrase Robert Mueller, if we had confidence that AOC clearly did not blow out the power in Manhattan with a fork, we would have said so. And just for the moment, we want to savor the mental image of a befuddled, soot-faced Cortez sitting flat-ass on the carpet, staring at the still-smoking fork in her hand, and asking "Wha' happened?"

Which is also our reaction to the current news cycle, about which we'll give our quick takes:

• Rep Ilhan Omar declares herself to be more patriotic than American-born citizens.
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That's really an offensive and outrageous statement and someone should do something about it...

• Trump tweets that Ilhan Omar should go back to Africa. *

We're not sure that's the "something" we were referring to, but for now we'll take it.

• 500,000 people plan to storm Area 51.

They want to prove the government is concealing alien technologies like death rays and disintegrator beams, but clearly haven't thought through just how that might play out.

• Chuck Schumer attacks Donald Trump over Jim Acosta's handling of Clinton friend Jeffrey Epstein.

To which we say, "Oh, STFU Chuck." On a side note, if serial pedophile Epstein really has been arranging for the rich and powerful to engage in underage sex, we hope ALL of them get revealed and thrown in the hoosegow.

• Armed idiot who attacked immigrant detention center with gun and fire bombs is shot dead by police.

The 69-year-old social activist, perhaps inspired by an anti-ICE demonstration hours before, was attempting to set fire to detention center buildings and vehicles, but failed to ignite a propane tank bomb before being riddled with bullets from four police officers. Flames he had started were quickly extinguished ~ presumably using water from the toilets of thirsty immigrants.

* CORRECTION: We got duped on the Trump tweet because so many "news" outlets were reporting that he tweeted "go back to Africa." Here's what he actually tweeted about legislators who have huge problems with our country: "Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came ~ then come back and show us how."

Candace nails it perfectly but I am finding it disconcerting that somehow through all this, the subject of the Holocost is brought up over and over again, reminding us yet again of the eternal victims, no matter what situation we are dealing with. (((They))) are so wired into our very social infrastructure that it is almost impossible to pull them "root and stem". The immigration situation is another case in point.

In Joe Biden's increasingly desperate bid to associate himself with Barack Obama in the public's mind, he recently trotted out a comment which is ~ even for Joe ~ jaw-droppingly stupid.

At a candidate's forum on Monday, the former Veep said of his "new" healthcare proposition that "if you like your healthcare plan, your employer-based plan, you can keep it. If you like your private insurance, you can keep it."

This is almost word for word what Obama said just before making it illegal for millions of Americans to keep their health care plans and, in some cases, quadrupling their insurance costs. Obama's oft-repeated promise is widely regarded as the lyingest lie told in eight solid years of lying. It probably has its own entry in the Guinness World Record Book of Lies and will likely never be bested.

Although it's entirely possible that Slidin' Biden (whose poll numbers keep dropping) is tone deaf enough not to realize his choice of words was salting a national wound, we prefer to think that Obama himself is secretly giving Biden hilariously bad advice on running for President and wondering when Joe will finally catch on to the joke.

We're guessing it may be when Barry arranges for Bill Ayers to drive Uncle Joe to the Reverend Jeremiah Wright's church for the annual 9/11 "Chickens Come Home to Roost" sermon.

Family Journey

Do you think she will dare? I doubt it, even more so now that Bill's involvement with Jeffrey Epstein is in the current public eye.

They keep telling us this is a woman.

We figured if we were going to make any Beto O'Rourke jokes, we'd better make them damn fast ~ because the polls indicate that he'll be nothing but an unpleasant campaign memory within the next week or two.

In part, this may be due to his odd ideas about what will appeal to voters. He's already done his best to convince everyone that he's Hispanic, despite being a full-blooded Irishman. And now he thinks that voters, and especially black voters, will like him better now that he's announced that members of his family (and his wife's) were slave owners. Those whippersnappers!

Beto feels this gives him a "special personal connection" to those who suffer from the effects of slavery, in much the way Adolph Hitler had a "special personal connection" to the millions who suffered from the effects of his death camps.

To make up for his family's dark deeds (as slave ownership documents were called), Beto is now pushing hard for reparations. But rather than taxpayer funds taken from the vast majority of people whose ancestors did not own slaves, we suggest "in kind" reparations from folks like Beto with proven guilt. He should volunteer his labors, free of charge, to black Americans for the rest of his life.

And, when his chores are done, he should make his masters refreshing mint juleps, then sing and dance to a medley of Stephen Foster songs. Put another way, if he wants to go back 200 years, then by all means he should.

A beautiful Bull Terrier pup. These are hard dogs, built like little tanks.

Family Journey

Even when she is smiling, Tlaib looks very angry; her smile a grimace ~ she would actually prefer to sink those teeth into your flesh.The deep furrows between her brows indicate a very angry disposition. No surprises there!

Here is what the President said that lit this fire. IMHO it is common sense and well past time these people were admonished.

Truth!

Awwww. Cry us a river.

Brisket beef on toasted sunflower toast with pumpkin seeds and some juicy slaw. That beef looks so tender but is just a dream for me at this time. 

Welcome to the globohomo New (((world))) Order of nightmares and rainbows.

Harry is the Royal I least thought would end up thoroughly cucked, but he has outdone his older brother by a million %.

If there's a limit to how much irony can be contained in a single story, this one must come awfully close to hitting it. Dr Leanna Wen, new president of Planned Parenthood, became a victim of pro-choice women when the gals ~ members of the PP Board of Directors ~ "chose" to terminate her employment before she got to the one year mark. Or "reached full term," you might say.

Wen was not asked if she wanted to be excised from PP's governing body, but then ~ we're told that in similar situations, the unborn's opinion and rights don't matter. Hey, rules are rules, right Leanna?

But the irony doesn't stop there! It turns out that Dr. Wen was discarded like a bit of tissue because she was trying to make Planned Parenthood at least try to offer some of the non-abortion medical services which they claim accounts for 97% of Planned Parenthood's business (and is a blatant lie).

Unfortunately, the Board wanted the thrust of the president's job to be even more aggressive political advocacy for abortion, rather than fiddle-faddling around with needed services, clinic hygiene, and caring about the frequently impoverished women who rapidly pass through Planned Parenthood with their backs on a conveyor belt and their feet in stirrups.

Planned Parenthood really has only two functions: abortion and political activism. The only questions now are which is their primary function, and why in God's name they're still receiving federal funding.

This really is quite an invalid argument by this time, for any of us who have family that built these nations.

Red fruit salad with reduced balsamic vinegar and mint. Delicious beyond belief.

Two grooms entering their wedding on a "Jewnicorn".

One of the reasons the Chosen were tossed out of so many countries over the centuries were multiple charges of murdering infants for their blood for their kabbalistic rituals, as in the historically documented victim St. Simeon of Trent. (((The people))) have worked hard to kill this part of their history, aggressively leveling the accusation of "blood libel" at any who dare speak towards the issue. 

So riddle me this. 

Why do they produce a pricey vodka named Kabbalah, complete "with Christian infants" if not to muddy the waters with their mockery? Who knows how these people think? But to this gentile this is rife with spiritual filth no matter how tasty the alcohol might be. And yes, I like my vodka. But I doubt I would drink such a thing as this.

Speaking of the Chosen and children:

There is not a peep of this murder of a child innocently sitting at home in any of the Western media. Not. a. peep.

THIS is why some of us do what we do. Over and over. Just one of these awakenings is worth all the effort on the promise that the new converts begin to pay it forward also. I also hope this character takes his anger and directs it into a positive direction.

(((It ain't just Islam!!!)))

Something to do with gay rights in Saudi Arabia, a nation that is rife with exploitation of young males as part of the culture.

This guy looks as if he could be very nasty in an interrogation!

The moon landing narrative is everywhere! I am not getting into this one and the hypocrisy involved simply because it is just another hoax perpetrated upon the world. However, people do believe and that inspiration is still just that for so many ~ inspiration.

There was some respect back then. How simple the world was!

Classic Reuben. Two meals here for me. My carb addiction is acting up again! Better I admire than partake. There is a real Montreal deli up the street and they serve this stuff up. And genuine basic poutine. Never had poutine; the combination of foods would not sit well, but this corned beef and sauerkraut on rye, worth a try!

That's a hard "no" from yours truly!

Darn Trump! He doesn't even make a good racist! 

Lookit the company he has kept.

Jump in and cool off!