Saturday 4 May 2019

YOUR SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 4, 2019

Not a lot to say, dear Reader. To be honest, I am tired of so much same old, same old. I am disillusioned with the Trump Presidency and frustrated over what is happening in my own country.  

I just watched a film on 5G that has me very concerned and quite worried about the future of people on this planet, not to mention other creatures. And, of course, at the moment, I consider the future of my own race and culture. As noted in my last post, Israel is not accepting 5G and will be using a much healthier system available.

The cartoons I sifted througth this week were absolutely foul regarding Mr. Barr and Trump dealing with the Mueller Report. Most folk, very biased in favour of the collusion theory and claiming Barr ... well you will see for yourselves. 

Today I have included cartoons that I really detest but need to show you the mindset growing out there, what we are dealing with. When popular mainstream cartoonists can post this Nazi/White Supremacist filth, something is out of whack. 

This is the movie I watched. HIGHLY recommended. save it and watch later. 
5G Apocalypse


It's a credibility issue, Bernie, and folks can see through you.








(Ahem) I made this one.












So are Canadians.












Family values in the White House?
















There is no need for Styrofoam anywhere for anything. It was banned here at least a decade ago and no one misses it. There are so many other healthier alternatives.












It's contagious north of the 49th.












The best product placement ever! This was NOT photo-shopped! Unbelievable how the truth outs itself without any effort.


Medieval loo.














(((Bankers))), the ultimate Communists and supporters of movements to establish it internationally.
































Such a misleading cartoon. Friends help friends when there is a problem with a common ideological enemy.






I had to share this happy group.






So there we were discussing the rites of Cybele aka Attis in the ancient world and the subject of male adherents mutilating themselves during orgiastic rituals in her honour, becoming eunuchs in her service, arose. Above, are a few tools used for aforementioned mutilation.






Mr. Perloff is getting pretty nervy! Good luck, James.

















































Summer red fruit salad. Honestly that looks so good.




















Hand over the child's mouth? So wrong.




Stilton Says: Up until now, we haven't really taken Gropin' Joe Biden's presidential campaign seriously, but now that we've heard his new slogan...well...we still can't take him seriously.

Best known for fondling and shnuzzling women and children, Biden announced on ABC's "Good Morning America" that his motto will be "Make America Moral Again." Which, admittedly, he can make a lot of progress on just by handcuffing his meaty paws to his belt for the next few months.

Biden also said that "unity" would be one of the three "major prongs" of his campaign. When added to "morality," that leaves his third major prong somewhat of a mystery ~ but we're not about to ask him about it, for fear of getting stung by the infamous "one eared elephant" trick he likes to pull on little girls.

And speaking of the fairer sex...

ALOHA SANDBAR


Sports Illustrated has announced that their 2019 Swimsuit edition, best known for showing voluptuous women modeling dental floss, is making history by including a model wearing a hijab and "burkini" ~ a full body covering which, when completely saturated, pretty much assures that the wearer will sink like a stone. Which, presumably, is better than being stoned for having an exposed belly button.

The young Somali-American model from (surprise!) Minnesota is unquestionably attractive, and her colorful outfits are appealing even if entirely impractical for anything remotely like swimming. Which perhaps explains why she's photographed frolicking in an inch of water like a flopping fish...


We understand and even support the idea of inclusiveness, but find this particular example to be an uncomfortable hypocrisy. It's hard to interpret the hijab and burkini as anything other than condemnations of the stone-worthy women who are modeling more revealing swimsuits.

Plus, Sports Illustrated could work with we cultural troglodytes at least a little; in explaining their editorial decision, they say "we strive to continue to spread the message that whether you are wearing a one-piece, a two-piece, or a burkini, you are the pilot of your own beauty."

Post 9/11, they just might want to go easy on the "pilot" metaphors.








What an idea! International fervor would be amazing. Someone could make a lot of moolah commercializing such an overdue and greatly needed event. Publicize it and keep it real. Make a TV series of it if need be. Dog the Bounty Hunter bringing her in? Dear me, the names of characters in the series is boggling. All leading up to her r/t capture. Good Idea.
























 A deck on a home in the Faroe Islands.


OMG these Faroe Islands are gorgeous.









 Rejected cartoon.





The curse of soulless architecture. The few remnants of times past are reminders of an era when beauty was an actual consideration,  only accentuating the stark ugliness around them.



 Or the Pieta that survived the fire intact.






Oscar Wilde was not a man you wanted on your bad side. A man of great intellect, piercing wit, and the gift of absolutely devastating quips, Wilde could eviscerate his opponents and critics using only his razor-sharp tongue.

Still, when Wilde was confronted by braying trolls who were mentally unequipped to appreciate the subtleties of his scathing rhetoric, we'd like to imagine that he would instead wait for the buffoons in a darkened alley with a nail-studded truncheon and give them a sound thrashing about the head and shoulders to more effectively point out the errors in their blighted logic.

And this is the position we find ourselves in today, at least rhetorically. Because after watching what the Senate Democrats did on Wednesday to Attorney General Barr, a good and honorable man, we find ourselves without much of a sense of humor today. Our thoughts are instead drifting towards more kinetic and unconventional procedures for restoring something like decorum, dignity, and common decency to the Grand Guignol proceedings in Washington.
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"Questioners" (who had very few actual questions, but a lot of unsubstantiated accusations and insults) included presidential wannabees like Cory Booker and Kamala Harris, as well as some
ilio wahine from Hawaii whose only conceivable public service to the people of her stinking, socialist island would involve appeasing the volcano gods with a personal sacrifice. And yes, she's old ~ but based on her appearance and personality, we're guessing that she still meets the one mandatory requirement for the job (wink-wink, nudge-nudge).
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See, we're still trying to joke here...but what we really feel is an all-consuming anger at these smug and morally vacuous liars and hypocrites. These are people who are still ~ STILL ~ trying to pull off a Presidential coup d'etat in the United States of America. Which isn't something that any of us should take lightly...or forgivingly.

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It is our great hope that Attorney General Barr, who endured the appalling partisan abuse with great poise and intelligence, will use this despicable incident to stoke his own internal fires ~ the ones whose flames will soon be roaring under the feet of many in the Obama administration, the Clinton circle, and the traitorous intelligence agencies that did their best to end our nation's democracy.

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All of them
need to be brought to trial by Mr. Barr. And after due process has been carried out and verdicts reached, appropriate punishment must be meted out. Even if, per today's cartoon, what's "appropriate" may involve bringing back some historical methodologies which lacked subtlety, but clearly demonstrated that treason is not a game you want to play and lose.

. BONUS: DEMOCRAT HOUSE MEMBER TOTALLY EATS IT
On Thursday, Attorney General Barr decided against attending a second day of crucifixion, this time at the hands of House Democrats, which prompted one representative ~ a friggin' dolt who has probably never heard of Oscar Wilde - to sit and sloppily munch Kentucky Fried Chicken to show that Barr was ~ get this ~ a chicken for not showing up. Chicken ~ get it?! Hilarious, right?!
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But it made us wonder, where would an obvious moron get such an idea...?




 Swiss countryside.
















 Nails it!








A cartoon about urban expansion encroaching on wild animal habitats.
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http://www.startribune.com/human-encroachment-pushing-wild-animals-into-taking-night-shifts/489309821/
 



 A field in Iran.

 Jam? Syrup? S & P? 
Eating utensils? OJ? You?













Serbian Night Skies




A concerned father tweeted this out as an example of modern education and scare tactics. It was from his daughter.




How very unfortunate. These could just be the worst fitting leggings ever on a body that was never intended to wear such tight clothing (for purely aesthetic reasons). It could be a very saggy belly (apron) poorly controlled. It could be shoplifted meat products from an Italian deli. Or maybe ... what do you think?


The cast of Star Trek all made appearances on Bonanza! Shatner is such a woos in that mustache!


Nice kitty! This image enlarges. A lot.


Conservative Twitter folk are still reeling at the ban of James Woods, one of its greatest Conservative spokespersons. Major voices are being silenced. There has been no action since April 19. The tweet he sent out was completely innocuous and actually just a platitude of sorts but it triggered someone. 

James Woods, Georgia Peach, two strong Conservative voices de-platformed within one week.





This is Georgia Peach Beardslee, a Conservative radio host who was just fired from her job on air for speaking our truths. Santa Cruz, that hotbed of liberal repression. Hopefully Georgia will soon have another forum!
















 #NotMyGrandma




Liberal cartoonists are hopping on the self-hate wagon. This artist is quite white. I am getting very tired of these betrayals. THIS is what they think of us!


 More self-hatred.

And MORE! Do you see how this self-hatred is creeping into our culture and being absorbed by the untutored and easily influenced public?


Uhm. Oranges? Very juicy looking.



Summer skies....

What attack in Sri Lanka?  ("One million Arabs is not worth one Jewish fingernail" ~ or one Million Catholics?)




This does get confusing when you realize that true Semites are the Arabs.

 ISIS moving into Europe.





This has to be one of the most ignorant cartoon of the bunch posted today. Er, lies about the Brotherhood? I don't think so. It gets so tiresome after awhile and you all are just warming up for 2020!



Yes, this is what they think of Conservative types. Flattering, hmmm?

 I really doubt it.






I want to be in this place.

2 comments:

  1. Best wishes for a blessed Ramadan, Noor!

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  2. Loved the young girl feeding the deer.

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