Dear Readers, in this business you come across some pretty twisted individuals, myself definitely not included. Black humour has a special place of honour among us. If we did not have that outlet, we would be nuttier than the proverbial fruitcakes. Hey! We already are, (grabs tinfoil hat!).
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The following brutal NWO questionnaire filled with biting but relevant political correctness pertinent to the modern world from Dublin Mick arrived in my mail box this morning. Feel free to laugh, cringe, or relieve yourself... as you read on.
And, yes, Mick is a very dangerous man... he thinks for himself. Check out his blog.
He told me to insult him the other day before he got a big head but I was afraid I might hurt myself. He is a hard headed critter....
And, yes, Mick is a very dangerous man... he thinks for himself. Check out his blog.
He told me to insult him the other day before he got a big head but I was afraid I might hurt myself. He is a hard headed critter....
1. Do you think congress clapped loud enough during the Nuttanyahoo beat down?
Correct answer... of course not, it was a disgrace. If they don't pick it up next week when his clone dresses them down they should be sent on an all expense paid junket to Venezuela with Jimmy and Rosalyn on his next habitat for humanity run
2. If you are drafted into the U.N. military, would you be willing to fire on number sequences of corporate entities located here in the North American sector of the empire formerly known as America?
Correct answer... In a New York minute boss, double tap
3. Are you willing to donate or at least will your organs to sterile former Israeli DU victim fighters who suffered for your freedom?
Correct answer.... My skin belongs to our kin
4. Do you believe the former extinct, indigenous usurpers known as the Palestinians should be mentioned in our history books in our capital Jerusalem?
Correct answer... Say who, I never heard of them
5. When you were drafted in order to deplete those who hated our freedoms and wished to take over the world, issuing head scarves to everyone, did you ever lay eyes on the clone the Iranians manufactured to take his place? The man now known as Monsantobama Beenian Cloned?
Correct answer..... I believe I wounded him in the leg while guarding the oil and poppy fields in the Amazon Jungle. I can't prove it though
6. You would agree to never file a claim in regard to the white phosphorous burns on your face, agent orange contamination or DU inhalation from this ordeal ~ correct?
Correct answer... What burns, the VA says I look good as new
7. Do you support our current president Tiger Woods?
Correct answer.... LOL I worked in his campaign when he was head of the TSA search teams in Orlando. We should make sure his papers are in order though
8. When you are asked to voluntarily give up your vacation or you are temporarily assigned bucket clean up in the Gulf of Mexico, would you insist on wearing face masks and gloves?
Correct answer... Those are for sissies boss
9. What are you views on using machine funds to build new homes for those who chose to live in the path of a tornado?
Correct answer.... Absolutely not, you have to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. A strong Goldman and Sachs will insure the money is there to loan to them at some point
10. Do you feel there is any problems with deep well drilling in the GOM or fracking with mercury?
Correct answer.... Take it on down to the core boss. I don't buy that any of it had a thing to do with that last 19.0 quake on the New Madrid that melted down 15 plants.
Tony Hayward is the man showing Murka what free enterprise is all about.
11. What is your favorite color?
I love me some black, red and white boss
12. Are you willing to die for the homeland?
Correct answer.... I am half way there boss. I will die for the motherland, fatherland or whatever they are calling it next week
13. Are all of your vaccinations up to date?
Correct answer.... I have been sterile since my child entered the first grade and began reading see David run and Sarah jump
14. I guess I don't have ask if he enjoyed his mandatory Vatican summer camp?
Correct answer... He was named number one alter boy, boss
15. What is your favorite GMO corn recipe?
Correct answer.... I eat it raw boss, it conserves energy needed for the machines. I admit I occasionally cook up black market shrimp from the gulf. Nothing like shrimp under gas
16. Do you agree with recent decisions forcing Germany to pay reparations due to their refusal to invade Libya?
Correct answer... LOL boss stick it to them, they never get it right. It is lucky for them they know how to make cement throwers that can cover up melted down reactors
17, What do you think of the new national anthem, Disney After Dark?
correct answer... I was not totally shocked, as I worked there as a handler part-time once. Nothing out there that can stir the blood like Disney though boss
18. Who is your favorite entertainer?
Correct answer.... Come on boss, you know nobody tops lady Gaga but that stripper in Israel that lets boa constrictors bite her jugs is sure running a close second. That cross dressing comedian Annie Coulter is a distant third
19. I shouldn't have to ask this but I know you would be on board for charity deductions. Our "Free Mikail Khordakovsky" campaign is going fabulously. We think Putin will let him out of jail in another ten years. Ongoing negotiations between the Rothschild team and Putin are expensive you know?
Correct answer... We have to get our man back from those commies
20. What is your favorite book?
Correct answer... Come on boss you know everybody loves Orwell's 2084
Congratulations you are hired. Your job title is fluoride, aspartame engineer, in charge of internet provocation and system collapse associated with stem cell cola enhancement. We are always thrilled when we can find one of you who can still read.
"Black humour has a special place of honour among us. If we did not have that outlet, we would be nuttier than the proverbial fruitcakes."
ReplyDeletewe are the "booers" of a cheap, pruient exploitation reality film that's holding us hostage called "the war on terror" but of course it's that and a whole lot more as we spiral down the rabbit hole, as Dublin Mick rightly calls it. We are the audiance throwing our rotten tomatoes in whatever expressive form suits us. We judge not in what form it flows.