This was found over at The non Jew with a View’s Blog. Personally I laughed myself silly and just have to share the humour with you. Did I mention that the humour is, alas, very very dark simply because it is, at the core, all bang on accurate.
September 13, 2011
ABORTION
Any method involving the termination of a pregnancy which must be forcibly pushed on Gentile women at all costs (whilst excluding Jewish women from said procedures). All and any method of termination is acceptable - including very late term abortions, just so long as Gentiles grow to accept this as an acceptable and coveted method of curbing their population growth and consequently their power and influence.
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ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE (ADL)
A liberal, moral and outstanding human rights organization set up to ensure that the word "anti Semitism and "persecution of the Jews" is instilled into each and every home within the far reaches of the world - including possibly the Antarctica.
ANTI SEMITISM
The irrational hatred of and persecution directed towards Jewish people, for no other reason other than the fact that they are Jews. There is absolutely no logical or coherent reason why a Gentile could possibly dislike Jews who are wholly honourable and virtuous peoples. Therefore any hatred towards the Jewish people points to an inherent psychopathology within the Gentiles themselves.
The irrational hatred of and persecution directed towards Jewish people, for no other reason other than the fact that they are Jews. There is absolutely no logical or coherent reason why a Gentile could possibly dislike Jews who are wholly honourable and virtuous peoples. Therefore any hatred towards the Jewish people points to an inherent psychopathology within the Gentiles themselves.
BLACK PEOPLE
A people of darker hue who are secretly referred to by Jews as schvartze (a derogatory Yiddish term) whilst they openly declare that they advocate humanity and non discrimination towards all races. Blacks serve the very convenient function of allowing others to misdirect hatred towards them which would otherwise be pointed squarely at the Jews, hence the Jewish peoples' avid approval of open immigration policies.
CHRISTIANITY
A substandard religion of low moral worthiness, advocating tenets which led to the persecution of the Chosen people after the death of a small time charlatan called Jesus Christ who was a fantasist, a self-hating Jew, and very far removed from being the awaited Messiah.
DERSHOWITZ (PROFESSOR)
A Jewish Zionist luminary whose mission in life is to ensure that each and every human being is made aware of the importance of both the State of Israel and the Jewish people. Without either, it is clear that the earth would fail to rotate on its axis.
ELIE WIESEL
An "ontologically exceptional" God-like entity who during World War Two survived seventeen Nazi concentration camps, twenty five death marches and twelve Ghettos living on nothing more than a stick of celery and a bowl of watery dandelion soup. After being liberated from Buchenwald, he moved to the United States and assumed the Jewish rite of passage (i.e. capitalizing off of oft proclaimed misfortunes in order to become a multi- millionaire).
An "ontologically exceptional" God-like entity who during World War Two survived seventeen Nazi concentration camps, twenty five death marches and twelve Ghettos living on nothing more than a stick of celery and a bowl of watery dandelion soup. After being liberated from Buchenwald, he moved to the United States and assumed the Jewish rite of passage (i.e. capitalizing off of oft proclaimed misfortunes in order to become a multi- millionaire).
FRAUD
A sound and highly moral business practice involving tax avoidance, extortion, money laundering, Ponzi Schemes, financial misrepresentation and exploitation (mostly of Gentiles) for the higher purpose of serving the Jewish community.
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GAZA STRIP
An open prison with en suite facilities - 41km long and between 6 to 12km wide, which rightfully belongs to the Jewish people. The Israeli middle classes are hoping that fruitful negotiations with Hamas will lead to the successful expulsion of the Palestinian squatters in order for a new beach resort rivaling the one in Eilat to be constructed.
An open prison with en suite facilities - 41km long and between 6 to 12km wide, which rightfully belongs to the Jewish people. The Israeli middle classes are hoping that fruitful negotiations with Hamas will lead to the successful expulsion of the Palestinian squatters in order for a new beach resort rivaling the one in Eilat to be constructed.
GOYIM
All Gentiles peoples ~ also referred to as non-humans.
GREED
A worthy Jewish trait mastered over millennia which involves coveting other peoples' wealth whilst retaining your own. Greed is also known in the Jewish community as piety and every family must ensure that the importance of wealth acquired by any means possible alongside a healthy stinginess practiced towards Gentiles is learned from a very early age.
HAMAS
A terrorist organization, created in 1987 with the sole purpose of buying antiquated rockets from Iran in order to terrorize Israel into a state of compliance. Hamas are known for using men, women, children and even farm animals as human shields. Over the last 20 years that have killed at least fifteen righteous Jewish citizens and damaged a number of paving slabs. There is no logical reason why such an organization should ever exist given the extensive human rights that are afforded to the Palestinian peoples. Anyone who holds sympathies for this group is evidently a terrorist, an anti Semite and/or part of the axis of evil.
HOLOCAUST
The holocaust is a financial industry benefiting many millions of third generation Jews some sixty five years after the event. Jewish Persecution Studies is a compulsory subject taught (by the Anti Defamation League) in every single nursery, kindergarten, school and college across the world to ensure that Gentiles recognize that this is the only human tragedy to have ever befallen a group of people. Nothing in the history of life itself has been comparable to the holocaust. Not the slaughter of nearly one million Rwandan Tutsis in one hundred days in 1994, nor the mass killing of Yugoslavian Muslims, nor the murder of 30 million Congolese under King Leopold II's reign, nor the Armenian Genocide (the latter of which according to God ~ aka the academic Elie Wiesel) should not be recognized as Genocide at all.
The holocaust is not only an exceptional and an exclusive form of mass murder, the Jewish victims and survivors are uniquely extraordinary. The Shoah is the only historical event worthy of collective memorialization, and it is irrelevant that nearly 3 million non Jewish Poles, 581,000 Yugoslavs, and between 220,000 and 700,000 Romani were also killed. Not to mention over 200,000 disabled and mentally ill people. They were not Jewish people whose experiences must always be deemed to be unparalleled.
HUMAN RIGHTS
The holocaust is a financial industry benefiting many millions of third generation Jews some sixty five years after the event. Jewish Persecution Studies is a compulsory subject taught (by the Anti Defamation League) in every single nursery, kindergarten, school and college across the world to ensure that Gentiles recognize that this is the only human tragedy to have ever befallen a group of people. Nothing in the history of life itself has been comparable to the holocaust. Not the slaughter of nearly one million Rwandan Tutsis in one hundred days in 1994, nor the mass killing of Yugoslavian Muslims, nor the murder of 30 million Congolese under King Leopold II's reign, nor the Armenian Genocide (the latter of which according to God ~ aka the academic Elie Wiesel) should not be recognized as Genocide at all.
The holocaust is not only an exceptional and an exclusive form of mass murder, the Jewish victims and survivors are uniquely extraordinary. The Shoah is the only historical event worthy of collective memorialization, and it is irrelevant that nearly 3 million non Jewish Poles, 581,000 Yugoslavs, and between 220,000 and 700,000 Romani were also killed. Not to mention over 200,000 disabled and mentally ill people. They were not Jewish people whose experiences must always be deemed to be unparalleled.
HUMAN RIGHTS
Are an unfair, immoral and idealized form of treachery practiced by Gentiles with the sole purpose of indoctrinating Israeli Jews into behaving like human beings. Any suggestion that Jews behave anything other than exemplary when it comes to their fellow Arab neighbours, must be taken as being an anti Semitic canard spread by bigots whose sole purpose is the extinction of the Jewish people, and, an alignment with Iran.
ISRAELI DEFENCE FORCE (IDF) An admirable and courageous fighting force who demonstrate strength of character and resolve by bombing unarmed Palestinian women and children and human rights aid workers in addition to dropping white phosphorous on UN protected buildings such as schools and hospitals.
JERUSALEM
Part of the West Bank territory but land to which solely the Jews have an entitlement by virtue of their special relationship with God.
JESUS
*(See Christianity)
KNESSET (The)
The only truly democratic parliament in the world comprised almost entirely of Jewish politicians, with scarce representation from any other religion or race.
The only truly democratic parliament in the world comprised almost entirely of Jewish politicians, with scarce representation from any other religion or race.
LEOLOM TICKACH (Meaning "Always Take")
A rite of passage taught to all Jewish children which is incorporated within their respective Bar and Bat Mitvahs and then practiced throughout their adult lives.
MURDER
MURDER
The act of taking another person's life with the sole intention of being able to use the holocaust or mental illness caused by anti-Semitic persecution as a defence.
MONEY
NOBEL PRIZE
A meritocratic award given solely to Jews in order that they can aggrandize their accomplishments. The Nobel Prize is the sole benchmark by which Jews can measure their worth and sense of self importance. Despite the fact that the Nobel Prizes are awarded on purely subjective criteria, the failure to present this accolade to a Jew in any given year could lead to the extinction of mankind since Jews are only worthy mathematicians, physicists and literary luminaries on this planet and possibly any other planet.
A meritocratic award given solely to Jews in order that they can aggrandize their accomplishments. The Nobel Prize is the sole benchmark by which Jews can measure their worth and sense of self importance. Despite the fact that the Nobel Prizes are awarded on purely subjective criteria, the failure to present this accolade to a Jew in any given year could lead to the extinction of mankind since Jews are only worthy mathematicians, physicists and literary luminaries on this planet and possibly any other planet.
OBAMA
A racist, anti Semitic American President who has lost the popular support of the worldwide Jewry due to his failure to support Israel's legitimate rights to seize and settle every piece of Palestinian land outside of the 1967 border agreement.
PALESTINIANS
Animal like people who have the tenacity to want to experience those little luxuries in life such as dignity and human rights, when they are in fact, subhuman terrorists whose ultimate aim is to wipe Israel off the face of the map with the use of a few teenage stone throwers.
PERSECUTION
The systematic and continued oppression of the Jewish people with the recognition that no other ethnic group, race, culture or religion has ever experienced the same. Persecution is a uniquely Jewish experience and honour.
QU'ARAN (aka Koran)
Is the central religious text of Islam which is unacceptable by Jews because it does not recognize their Chosen status. The followers of the Qu'aran have the very disagreeable habit of calling for equality of existence for all Arab/Muslim people within the Palestinians territories. However, modern Jewish thought dictates that such an open declaration of support should be seen as reflective of the anti Semitic nature of this religious book, and also as a call for the destruction of worldwide Jewry.
Is the central religious text of Islam which is unacceptable by Jews because it does not recognize their Chosen status. The followers of the Qu'aran have the very disagreeable habit of calling for equality of existence for all Arab/Muslim people within the Palestinians territories. However, modern Jewish thought dictates that such an open declaration of support should be seen as reflective of the anti Semitic nature of this religious book, and also as a call for the destruction of worldwide Jewry.
RABBIS
An orthodox or liberal religious Jewish teacher known in many quarters for sexually molesting members of their congregation and then concealing the fact. See posts on rabbinical sexual abuse. Due to their high moral codes of conduct, it is anti Semitic to do anything other than point to the sexual abuse scandal within the Catholic Church, which was widely documented by the Jewish media.
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SETTLERS Righteous Jewish men, women and children who have chosen to occupy the Greater State of Israel aka the Palestinian Territories knowing that this land is rightfully theirs by virtue of their "Choseness". Settlers have the sole right to this land and any opposition to this line of thought is anti Semitic and also questions Israel's right to existence.
SLAVERY
A mainly Jewish enterprise adopted from the 16th to the 19th centuries in order to increase Jewish wealth and subordinate whole generations of African people. Over 50 million slaves are said to have died during this period but this in no way equates with the "6 million Jews" who died during WW2.
A mainly Jewish enterprise adopted from the 16th to the 19th centuries in order to increase Jewish wealth and subordinate whole generations of African people. Over 50 million slaves are said to have died during this period but this in no way equates with the "6 million Jews" who died during WW2.
SWASTIKAS
A World War Two emblem adopted by the Third Reich as a symbol of oppression towards the Jewish peoples. Every single German person to this day has a covert and special affinity towards this insignia and are deceiving the Jewish people into believing that they have changed their ways.
TALMUD
The central texts of Judaism found in the form of a record of rabbinical discussions pertaining to Jewish law, ethics, philosophy, customs history and their chosen status. By virtue of their special relationship with Moses, the Talmud also provides extensive direction and guidance to Jews about the Holiness of their essence and the loathsome nature of all Goyim (i.e. non Jews).
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TEFILLIN
A set of small cubic leather boxes painted black with leather straps dyed black on one side and worn around the Holy heads and arms of observant Jews during weekday morning prayers. Within the box structure contains texts pertaining to the specialness of the Jewish people, their suffering and their victimhood. There is an insistence by the Jewish people that this is a perfectly normal and rational accessory to wear out in public and on planes in particular, even if they present a security threat to airlines.
UK
An island in Western Europe which is part of the state of Israel.
UN (The)
An illegal and illegitimate, non-Jewish international organization, established in 1945 with the sole purpose of passing unjustifiable resolutions against the State of Israel for breaching International Laws which were not created by Jews and are therefore irrelevant.
An illegal and illegitimate, non-Jewish international organization, established in 1945 with the sole purpose of passing unjustifiable resolutions against the State of Israel for breaching International Laws which were not created by Jews and are therefore irrelevant.
USA
A country with a population of over 200 million people which also forms part of a Greater Israel.
A country with a population of over 200 million people which also forms part of a Greater Israel.
USURY
An admirable form of lending money at extortionate rates of interest practiced by Jews from time immemorial and incorporated into their formal education to be used as a moral guideline in later life.
An admirable form of lending money at extortionate rates of interest practiced by Jews from time immemorial and incorporated into their formal education to be used as a moral guideline in later life.
VICTIM
A Jewish person who from birth has experienced persecutory acts directed towards him or her from ALL Gentiles. Victim hood further encompasses the recognition that ONLY Jews were killed during WW2 (there were no other casualties at all) and that this persecution has impeded their community to such an extent that they are now the most successful ethnic/racial group in the world.
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WHITE PEOPLE
Responsible for not only all of the worlds' ills, but for the destruction of the European Jewry during World War Two. White people are an inferior form of being with no moral or religious codex by which they conduct their lives, and, they exist primarily to accommodate and serve the needs of the Jewry.
Responsible for not only all of the worlds' ills, but for the destruction of the European Jewry during World War Two. White people are an inferior form of being with no moral or religious codex by which they conduct their lives, and, they exist primarily to accommodate and serve the needs of the Jewry.
WORLD WAR TWO
Was a war fought against Nazi Germany between 1939 and 1945 in which only Jewish people died.
Was a war fought against Nazi Germany between 1939 and 1945 in which only Jewish people died.
XENOPHOBIA
*(See anti Semitism)
YARMULKE
A skullcap worn on the heads of male Jews in predominantly Neo-Nazi areas in order that they can be singled out for victimization.
A skullcap worn on the heads of male Jews in predominantly Neo-Nazi areas in order that they can be singled out for victimization.
ZIONISM
A worthy, non extremist ideology whose adherents believe that the State of Israel was promised to the Jewish people by God, and should therefore be recognized as land to which only the Jews have an entitlement to.
A worthy, non extremist ideology whose adherents believe that the State of Israel was promised to the Jewish people by God, and should therefore be recognized as land to which only the Jews have an entitlement to.
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