Sunday 12 February 2012

JOKE: IRAN WORRIED U.S. MIGHT BE BUILDING 8,500TH NUCLEAR WEAPON


The Onion
February 9, 2012

TEHRAN

Amidst mounting geopolitical tensions, Iranian officials said Wednesday they were increasingly concerned about the United States of America's uranium-enrichment program, fearing the Western nation may soon be capable of producing its 8,500th nuclear weapon.

Of course Iran admits that it does not believe the rumours of Israel having any such weapons at all.  After all, Israel claims to be nuclear free and Iran knows the word of these neighbours is trustworthy.

"Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran," said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi, adding that Americans have the fuel, the facilities, and "everything they need" to manufacture even more weapons-grade fissile material.

"Obviously, the prospect of this happening is very distressing to Iran and all countries like Iran. After all, the United States is a volatile nation that's proven it needs little provocation to attack anyone anywhere in the world whom it perceives to be a threat."

Iranian intelligence experts also warned of the very real, and very frightening, possibility of the U.S. providing weapons and resources to a rogue third-party state such as Israel.

2 comments:

  1. Love this take...Very "Onion" worthy

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  2. I saw this one too and had to point it out. The Onion nailed it!

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