ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 8, 2014

 The great Dieudonne

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 This is how it is done....

 

The Sandy Hook Effect

 Sorry but this one cracked me up. Consider me immature!

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

I could not resist sharing these complete groaners. Yes, I apologize in advance!

PUNOGRAPHY

·  I tried to catch some fog.  
I mist.

·  When chemists die, 
they barium.

· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

·  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  
He says he can stop any time.

·  How does Moses make his tea?  
Hebrews it.

·  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  
Then it dawned on me.

·  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, 
but I'd never met herbivore.

·  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  
I can't put it down.

·  I did a theatrical performance about puns.  
It was a play on words.

·  They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

·  This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

·   PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

·  I didn't like my beard at first. 
Then it grew on me.

·  A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because 
she couldn't control her pupils.

·  When you get a bladder infection, 
urine trouble..

·  What does a clock do when it's hungry?  
It goes back four seconds.

·  I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. 
Then it hit me!

·  Broken pencils are pointless.

·  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  
A thesaurus.

·  England has no kidney bank, 
but it does have a Liverpool ..

·   I used to be a banker, 
but then I lost interest.

·  I dropped out of communism class 
because of lousy Marx.

·  All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. 
Police say they have nothing to go on.

·  I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

·  Velcro ~ what a rip off!

·  Cartoonist found dead in home.  
Details are sketchy.