Friday 7 February 2014

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 8, 2014


 The great Dieudonne
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 This is how it is done....
 
The Sandy Hook Effect


 Sorry but this one cracked me up. Consider me immature!













 

 









 
















 


 






 




  




I could not resist sharing these complete groaners. Yes, I apologize in advance!

PUNOGRAPHY

·  I tried to catch some fog.  

I mist.

·  When chemists die, 

they barium.

· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

·  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  

He says he can stop any time.

·  How does Moses make his tea?  

Hebrews it.

·  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  

Then it dawned on me.

·  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, 

but I'd never met herbivore.

·  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  

I can't put it down.

·  I did a theatrical performance about puns.  

It was a play on words.

·  They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

·  This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

·   PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

·  I didn't like my beard at first. 

Then it grew on me.

·  A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because 

she couldn't control her pupils.

·  When you get a bladder infection, 

urine trouble..

·  What does a clock do when it's hungry?  

It goes back four seconds.

·  I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. 

Then it hit me!

·  Broken pencils are pointless.

·  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  

A thesaurus.

·  England has no kidney bank, 

but it does have a Liverpool ..

·   I used to be a banker, 

but then I lost interest.

·  I dropped out of communism class 

because of lousy Marx.

·  All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. 

Police say they have nothing to go on.

·  I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

·  Velcro ~ what a rip off!

·  Cartoonist found dead in home.  

Details are sketchy.

7 comments:

  1. Génial ! je suis content de voir -enfin- que vous comprenez que quelque chose se passe en France !
    Happy to see that something is going on in France ! Vive Dieudonné !

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    1. We are so thrilled to support Dieudonne and his campaign! For the past few weeks we have been trying to get the word out to readers. The poem/song he and his wife did is so very powerful. My problem is finding things in English on this wonderful brother.

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  2. Dieudonne is an important character in this new uprising against the tribe, in Europe.

    Over here, we have no one that breaks the knee-jerk racist card they straw man their opponents with. There are no comedians (like Carlin, but one that would call out the jew). There are no real celebrities who will use their platform to truly educate.

    To me, Dieudonne (and the movement) is a model of what I preach... races working together to end the reign of the others. It will never work without this union of will. This is where white nationalists miss the boat.

    To this post: the Mr Bubble commercial brought back good memories. Thanks. And the jokes at the end were really very funny, in my opinion. Lots of good stuff this week.

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    1. Thanks for the feedback. It is good to get, I know folks come here to view but so few comment. I think that people who overlook this great big French Cameroon comedian and his important work are hurting themselves; he is tackling our common enemy and deserves our support. This is not a gender or a racial thing, this is a HUMAN thing!

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  3. OMG

    Rappin for Jesus is lol funny

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    1. The man who posted it was apparently quite serious that he helped his pastor make this when he was 17.

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  4. Dieu = God. Donne= Given. Absolument!

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