SATURDAY CARTOONS: BE YOUR TRUEST SELF BUT CONFORM OR DIE: MAY 14, 2022

Dear Readers,

Back again! I know you missed me; thank you so much for your notes and encouragements. Sometimes, it is true, we just have to walk away for awhile, reassess the damages, repair as best we can then get back to it. I was spending far too much time on this page and, after all these years, it was getting to me in the form of depression and hopelessness. Not good!

I spent days bingeing on shows that had NO electricity, not a cell phone or television in sight. Poldark. Queen's Gambit. Jamestown. The Crown. (With a huge grain of salt.) Witcher. Rome. The Gilded Age. I Am Not OK With This. Stranger Things. Been trying Peaky Binders but not getting too far. I just HAD to delve into other times less complicated...  

To avoid repeating that previous problem, I am making a few changes in content, most of them involving Democrat or Liberal madness. We all know Biden is senile; no need to remind us of this every week. We know Trudeau is an arse; no need to visit that every week. Although, tbh, never a day passes without these men reminding us of their status!

Also, I plan to complete this page ready to go early in the evening so that I can actually waken early enough to spend time with friends, something I did for years but was no longer able to do. These past few weeks, that has been so good!

My faith in humanity has been boosted once again. Last week I lost my swimming Sony Walkman, not a cheap investment and the most important part of my swim, other than water. Constant searching, no results. Tomorrow I was going to see if I could find another, although I could not really afford. I had checked at the pool several times and given up but today, on a whim, I asked one more time. And there they were! A child had picked it up and tossed it in his bag; Mom found it when she took out his wet gear; she returned it to the pool. Yes, people are innately decent creatures.

My car has been detailed, sparkplugs and lines replaced. Dang I barely recognize it without the mini forests growing out of its outer nooks and crannies; so shiny! That was a very expensive gift that was so overdue. Now it looks great but I can barely afford to put gas in... 

36 years ago tonight I was in active labour with my second daughter. Ah, warm memories of ... the absolute wonder of birth. And now she is the mother... I the grandmother. 

Anyhow. It feels good to be back and off we go!

Be grateful I am not including images:

 

Elon ain't in this just from the goodness of his pea-pickin' lil heart.

 

Go Kyle, go!

 

READ THIS, LEFTIES.

 

Imagine the smell of this meal cooking, the sizzle of those little dumplings...

 

Millions of Canadians are lining up to take their turn....

 

Er, NO!

 

Reported fromT’lisa̱lagi’lakw School in Namgis First Nation in Alert Bay, B.C. 

Getting the catfish loaded...

 

The Great Reset, er, Depression circa 1933. Millions starved as food was destroyed, rotted, sent to the Bolsheviks ~ all within years of the founding of the Central Bank by American and International money interests. Come to think of it ~ starvation? Millions? Holodomor? China? How very communist this was in early America.

 

Fact checkers are hard at work trying to disprove any conspiracies.

 

Do you wonder why things don't stretch as far as they used to? Staples Office Supply is the criminal here.

 

Bug salad. Eat your greens!

 

Some people just play with pebbles. Others make art.

 

Imagine being locked in this tiny room for weeks due to lockdowns! This is life in China.

 

War is so dangerous we just gotta rock out! Bono, old Bush buddy, once again goes full scale global pawn. Does anyone really care about him any more?

 

Silent Weapons for Silent Wars. Look it up. It is terrifyingly real. They came up with this horror when I was all of 6 years old.

 

This began at the turn of the last century when they set out to remove women from the kitchen to free them from the evils of cooking. Bernays was a great motivator of this movement. And here we are today, many unable to boil an egg.

 

And there he is eating, of all things, PIZZA!

 

I have had rooms like this. Peaceful in sunlight and beautiful in the rain. All those plants though, a LOT of work! I still have a lot of plants.

 

Dubai suburb.

 

When I go, this is my first choice! I don't care what they do to me once I am gone, but this is such a natural and native way to leave a mark. The thought of helping create a forest appeals!

The body, in fetal position, inside.

 

Here in BC, developers must meet with local Native Canadians before moving large rocks etc in fields. Many of those rocks are burial markers that must be taken into consideration.

 

One such burial forest in Italy.

 

Big Pharma, Big Chemical would protest hugely!

 

Florida men are most interesting. Take your date of birth and type both it and "Florida Man" to see what headline pops up. Some very amusing headlines.

 

Me.

 

63,000,000 Babies. Black and White. A holocaust.

 

Liberal hatred on a high level. Cannot stand Christian terminology.

 

As with the transgender madness trend, White kids, primarily female, from probably fairly well-off circumstances...

 

Surely a win in the future.

 

Past the Ukraine and on to the next...

 

Somewhere in Ireland, a housewife gathered in the laundry before the rain took over...

 

Read this. Then read it again.

 

My Blog Roll/Newsfeed might shock a few. But they don't visit anyhow!

 

Oak Bay Junction here in town. I pass through here several times a week. This is how tame our deer are! They are everywhere.

 

Hard to tell with Jacinda. However, whatever that bump is down there, it SWAYS back and forth in the video. Video here.

 

The Russian Tower of Babel. Symbolic of Russia and Globalism.

 

Winston CHURCHILL?!

 

 

Even Shapiro says something right every decade or so...

 

These babies were all riding on Momma's back and then she took a quick dive.

 

Time to transition your child to another school...

 

Paltrow is at it again. She says these diapers are "supposed to piss people off" and draw attention to the cost of these necessary items. Meanwhile, they are probably already sold out!

 

Alert hare.

 

The Simple Life

 

I can relate. Can you?

 

I have also been spending a little time on this distraction. The Depp Heard situation is actually important for both men and women. Just these two images below sum it up. No diving into everything, but it proves to the world that women can and DO lie and that men CAN be imperfect but still victimized by a violent mate. If this can happen to one of the most famous men on the planet, it can happen to anyone.

 

Why Johnny never looks Amber in the eyes.

 

I have not jumped on the Musk  band wagon but he does send out some very amusing tweets. He trolls on a Trump level.

 

Why I don't trust Musk.

 

PLEASE DO! ANYTHING would be an improvement!

 

Of course Trudeau offered disgruntled employees safety in Canada. True!

 

I missed Mothers' Day for you.

 

I don't like Pence any more than  you do. However, I have to set this straight. That is NOT Pence as a young man. The porn star is Brad Patton ~ a Australian-born ex-pornographic actor and ice skater who quit the business in 2008.

 

1964. Midnight snack on a Swedish airline.

 

Winning winning winning

Until next week.....