Friday 20 May 2011

FROM THE “TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION” DEPARTMENT.

AFTER THE RAPTURE PET SALVATION!








3 comments:

  1. They will become the Pet Zombies ?

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  2. But will all those who are not "raptured" not go to hell or be destroyed?So how can they care for my pets?And why can my cat not be raptured along with me in the first place?Does Jesus not love cats?
    P.S.My neighbour has a pet ELEPHANT,can he be raptured too?Or is he too heavy?

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  3. I am not sure about zombies, it seems there are drugs involved in that process and, as you know, drugs unless created by big pharma are illegal. So no I do not think so unless you can front the necessary fees to cover illegal purchase and that makes it difficult for us to guarantee quality of service.

    Franklin, these rapture stories have been doing the rounds since the days of the Flintstones! An archaeologist found, in a recent dig in Upper Michigan, a rock that was inscribed in, oddly enough, Egyptian hieroglyphics. Upon translation it was discovered that this was Fred Flintstone's "document" that Dino would be well cared for should such a thing as a "rapture" occur. Unfortunately, nothing mentioned meteors and the agreement was null and void when one hit the planet and removed all dinosaur life. The whole thing was moot and a waste of shells.

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