August 17, 2010
When traveling in Britain be careful while using public transportation. Stay in the same seat! Changing seats in Britain is viewed as evidence of a crime.
ALWAYS check what is permissible speech in France, Germany, Austria et al, before opening your mouth.
British authorities never know whats going on! They are not sure of their own laws. They will throw you in prison while jabbering endlessly about whether you have committed a crime or not.
A sure fire way out of any strife is to apologize to the local Jewish community. A donation will be expected.France:
While travelling through France always remember to keep your mouth shut about certain aspects of history. Permitted words do include, "there's... no... proof... Hitler... killed... six... million... Jews...."
But be very careful how you string them together. The French are pretty excitable folks!
Make sure your math is impeccable: 6,000,000 - 1 = 3 to five years.
A sure fire way out of trouble is to apologize to the local Jewish community. A donation will be expected.BeNeLux:
The best way to travel through these countries is on tip toes with your head on a swivel.
Speak only in whispers ~ even with close friends in their living rooms.
Always have someone watching your back.
You may feel as if you're being watched.
Be discreet ~ very discreet.
A sure fire way for getting out of trouble is to apologize to the local Jewish community. A donation will be expected.Austria:
See Germany below.
The best way to travel through Germany is at 500 miles an hour, at 35,000 feet, with a paper bag over your head and your lips sewed shut.
Get in and get out as fast as you can.
DO NOT THINK!
Thinking is a crime in Germany. It always has been. Don't let anyone see facial expressions that hint you are thinking.
NEVER use terms like hmmm... uhhh... or, ahhhh.... You will be reported to the proper authorities.
German authorities don't like thinkers at all and throw them, and their lawyers, into prison at every opportunity.
Do not use words like "truth", "integrity" and "justice" at your thought crimes trial. This will only upset them even more. Words like those are not permitted in Germany ~ especially in court.
If you do find yourself in trouble, say:
"Hitler gassed... electrocuted... made soap outta... barbecued... raped... lamp-shaded... boiled in oil... nuked... six million Jews".This can sway judges and shorten prison sentences. But ya' gotta' be able to say it with a straight face. Good luck with that!
A sure fire way outta any strife is to apologize to the local Jewish community. A donation will be expected.