Wednesday 21 October 2009


October 21, 2009
President Barack Obama won the 114th 2010 Boston Marathon this morning in a stunning decision designed to encourage him to start running to stay in shape. The Boston Athletic Association announced their decision to name Obama the winner even though the race will not be run until April 19th, 2010 because the president has the desire to win and has good intentions.

In announcing Obama the winner the president of the BAA said, “We must rise above the out dated measurements of what a person actually has accomplished and focus instead on their intentions and what they say they will do. “Intentions and talk are what drive the world,” said that faggot guy, Barney Frank. Chinese Vice President XI Jinping seated nearby reiterated these words.

The BAA also noted that no president has won the marathon before. This would set a good example for all future presidents of the United States and for countries such as Israel, Pakistan and North Korea that intentions really matter. Especially when it comes to joining the rest of the world in signing the “Non-Proliferation Act” of 1978

Many observers were shocked by the unexpected decision before the race has even been run. However, when told of his win the President said he had really been thinking a lot about keeping in shape, and even read an article about the Boston Marathon.

Obama added that wining the Boston Marathon was better than any other award he has received including his Nobel Prize, Tony for best performance by leading actor, Emmy for outstanding lead actor in drama series, Golden Globe for best performance of an actor in a comedy, Heisman Trophy, NASCAR Champion, 2009 World Series Most Valuable Player, Best Twitter Page, and Teleprompters of America Best Reader.


  1. HA HA HA HA

    When does he get the "Future Cancer Cure" award or the "Future Time Travel" award, or what about the "Future Curing the hiccups" award?


  2. I invite readers to Google or MSN "David Letterman's Hate, Etc." and "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty." Also "Roots of (Warlike) Christian Zionism." The author of the above also wrote "The Rapture Plot" (see Armageddon Books), the most comprehensive and documented exposure of the 179-year-old pre-tribulation rapture belief promoted by American evangelists such as LaHaye and Lindsey. Wilhelm
    (Foreign and domestic organizations should send many copies of the above "Rapture Plot" around the world because it amply reveals the absolute dishonesty that has riddled that endtime escapist belief!)

  3. Noor, Maybe we should just give ALL of the Major awards to this clown!

    Lets see... An Emmy Award for his acting on television... An Academy Award for his best performance as an actor in a leading role (as Prez)....A Grammy Award for his "change" videos!..... And Olympic Games medals for his Pole Vaulting, Long Jumping, and Racing around avoiding issues, all in record time!


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