The Israelis murdered Rachel Corrie and you could be next and there is not a fucking thing we in the State Department can do about it.The Department of State urges U.S. citizens to remain mindful of security factors when planning travel to Israel and the Israeli occupied West Bank and to avoid all travel to the Gaza Strip because the insane Israelis may launch another murderous assault on the defenseless people of Gaza at any moment.
because the Israelis, having gotten away with the cold-blooded murder of at least nine people, one of whom was an American citizen named Furkan Dogan, now feel that they can kill anybody they want any time they want.
By the way, did we mention that there is not a fucking thing we can do about it? Really, some of us want to, but we’d all lose our jobs and get called anti-semites and most of the people who used to give a flying fuck about the Arabs here at State have been purged anyway.
area living under such breathtakingly awful conditions thanks to Israel that even Hitler would have objected. But we digress. We also recommend that all US citizens refrain from traveling to Israel ever again and that they actively participate in the boycott campaign against Israel known as the BDS.
Let us reiterate this last point. Due to an official US policy that prevents US government employees from going to the Gaza strip and witnessing firsthand the results of Israel’s crimes against humanity there, if you go there and get run over by a bulldozer like Rachel Corrie we might not even be able to do so much as go there to put your remains in a body bag and have you shipped back to the US.
Furthermore, we wish to point out to you fuckwads who blindly support Israel, if the Israelis kill you they will blame you and guess what, that fucking government that you pay so much to in taxes and which is getting ready to roll back Medicare and Social Security will SUPPORT the FUCKING Israelis. But again, we digress.
as part of a policy to impoverish the population, foster resistance and hence further excuses for the Israelis to bomb the shit out of Gaza.
This is not because we don’t want tens of thousands of you to come running into Gaza by land or by sea in order to break Israel’s illegal blockade, but the fact is we know that you all are a bunch of pussies and only a few of you will try and the Israelis will probably kill you.
So, to paraphrase the Qur’an, “Our duty is only to inform you.”
Oh, and death, did we mention death? We meant to. These fuckers will kill you in a New York minute. Then they’ll all sit around and sing Havah Nagilah and yell “fuck Obama.” Hmm, we kind of want to yell “fuck Obama too, but for different reasons. But, once again, we digress.
because our foreign policy is run by a bunch of wacko murderous soul-less Zionist Jews. Don’t believe us? Then go read any post by Mantiq al-Tayr.
Oh, neither can Gazans. They pretty much are stuck there being bombed, shot at and blockaded by the Israelis. If you do go to Gaza, you’ll get to see just what it’s like to be a Palestinian living under Israeli-US oppression. Your tax dollars at work for the Jews. Hahahahaha. But we digress ~ again!
We also recommend that US citizens regularly visit “If Americans Knew” so they can keep abreast of Israel’s crimes against the Palestinians.
“Holy Moses, the Zionists are actually doing this themselves.”
“There are established and efficient mechanisms for getting humanitarian assistance through to Gaza. “
Groups that seek to break Israel’s maritime blockade of Gaza are taking irresponsible and provocative actions that risk the safety of their passengers. Established and efficient mechanisms exist to transfer humanitarian assistance to Gaza.
Robert Kagan was one of the key members of PNAC.
PASSENGERS ON THE AUDACITY OF HOPE
Nic Abramson - Woodstock, NY
Johnny Barber - Gallatin Gateway, MT
Medea Benjamin - Washington, DC
Greta Berlin - Los Angeles, CA
Hagit Borer - Los Angeles, CA
Regina Carey - San Rafael, CA
Gale Courey Toensing -Canaan, CT
Erin DeRamus - Portland, OR
Linda Durham - Sante Fe, NM
Debra Ellis - Santa Cruz, CA
Hedy Epstein - St. Louis, MO
Steve Fake - New Orleans, LA
Ridgely Fuller - Waltham, MA
Megan Horan - West Seattle, WA
Kathy Kelly - Chicago, IL
Kit Kittredge - Quilcene, WA
Libor Koznar - New Britain, CT
G. Kaleo Larson - Northern CA
Richard Levy - New York, NY
Richard Lopez - Tumwater, WA
Ken Mayers - Sante Fe, NM
Ray McGovern - Arlington, VA
Gail Miller - New York, NY
Robert Naiman - Urbana, IL
Henry Norr - Berkeley, CA
Ann Petter - New York, NY
Gabe Schivone- Tucson, AZ
Kathy Sheetz - Richmond, CA
Max Suchan - Chicago, IL
Brad Taylor - New York, NY
Len Tsou - New City, NY
Alice Walker - Northern CA
Paki Wieland - Northampton, MA
Ann Wright - Honolulu, HI
CREW OF THE AUDACITY OF HOPE
John Klusmire, captain
David Smith, engineer
Yonatan Shapira, mate
David Schermerhorn, mate
The Honorable Ban Ki-moon, U.N. Secretary General